Thieves Guild Services

http://uorforum.com/threads/how-to-be-a-successful-pk.6871/

http://uorforum.com/threads/how-to-be-a-successful-pk.6871/

tip 1 be faster than your target.

You're not my target.

tip 2 be faster than everybody else.

If that was the case, you would have been tip 1.

Being faster than your target is meaningless, if someone beats you to it.

So... how bout them thieves guild services!

Thieves Guild, reporting for duty. May I be of service?

Thank you for your services. The information you were able to obtain for us proved to be very interesting indeed!

Happy we could help Melryn.

A+ professional service. Services were rendered at the negotiated cost and they did such a good job I tossed them a few extra coins. I would recommend their services for your private-eye / middleman needs. Looking forward to doing future business.

10/10 Spot on accuracy.

Meradin did you loot that barracoon's flute in your hand?

We must be doing something right, It makes me so...so fucking happy that we are worth your time.

Lil guys a bit squeaky.


NSFW til about 230seconds in....ish. Mebbe. Idk, check with HR.
However, it's relevant. (sometimes things need spelt out, y'know)

"Bitch I know you didn't just talk about my hair, acting like you from beverly hills or something, don't put your nose in the air bitch!'
That shit was funny until 3 mins in, then it became really fucking whack. I don't know what kind of sick shit yall are into, but I liked it a lot more when you didn't talk.

I liked it a lot more when we thought you knew what you were doing
And it's not sick, it's a music video. Thought you were from the underworld?