A Demonic Bow - 1 of 2 on shard!

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  1. Jesus Is King

    Jesus Is King Well-Known Member

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    Hail fellow adventurers.

    The other night I found myself conquering the a Pit of the Abyss map realm. I was doing my usual thing, delivering the afflicted from evil and torment.

    As I finished up, I noticed this strange, shiny, red heavy crossbow had found its way into my pack. At first I was happy, even gleeful. But that glee quickly turned into shock when our Father spoke to me in a dream that night, and told me to immediately trash and or sell this bow, as it has been demonically cursed and was strategically placed in my pack in an effort to thwart my life work in spreading the Gospel of Jesus Christ.

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    Now my better judgement is to literally to just trash this. Rid the world of such filth. But, I will put it up for Auction once before so, to see if anyone out there is crazy enough to own an item such as this.

    Bidding will begin at 600k.
    24 hour bid.
    I will accept platinum at 9k per.
    I hold the right to just close the auction and get rid of it at any time I choose for the right bid. The urgency in getting rid of this can't be underestimated.

    If you are crazy, dark or twisted enough to take this, I beg you to do so quickly.

    Prayers can be requested upon payment and handling of this item. I'd suggest doing so, you will probably need them carrying this around....

    Peace and Love to you all, JesusisKing
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  2. Azoth

    Azoth Well-Known Member
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    Riyne Active Member

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    whats hue#?
  4. wylwrk

    wylwrk Well-Known Member

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    666
  5. Azoth

    Azoth Well-Known Member
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    Lol :D 2117
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    Jesus Is King Well-Known Member

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    Oops, sorry Azoth, I must have checked it before it registered. You're one crazy guy to want this bow!
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  7. Jesus Is King

    Jesus Is King Well-Known Member

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    And yes, Hue is indeed 2117
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    Wow! Great loot!
  9. Alex Caember

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    We have one of these at the Great Council tower, a piece of memorabilia from Jupiter's level 7 t-map escapade :)
  10. Azoth

    Azoth Well-Known Member
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    That totally explains why archery mechanics are cursed here!
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  12. David Scraggs

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    Any damage properties or just a name and a hue?
  13. Jesus Is King

    Jesus Is King Well-Known Member

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    none that I am aware of.
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  15. Jesus Is King

    Jesus Is King Well-Known Member

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    SOLD to Azoth. I'll message you when I get back to the computer bro.
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    nice pull Jesus! Where's @Basoosh?
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    and.........................congrats Azoth on the fine weaponry!
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  18. Azoth

    Azoth Well-Known Member
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    Off for a busy day of meetings, Jesus, but will look for you on IRC when I'm back :)
  19. Azoth

    Azoth Well-Known Member
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    Thanks for your patience @Jesus Is King ... great to meet up today and I look forward to showing you round the Library soon :)

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