In need of stools

Hail. I need stools. Im at the Cats Paw, in Britain. Come around and lets deal; or else.

Im leaving for a moment to check on the whereabouts of my dog, I will return in a while. If not, send me a message or find me at Ocllo.

What kind of stool are you looking for horse,mongbat,human, or bear?

Humane. Im at The Albatross in Ocllo. Come to deal.

You are sick man.

Or a really cool woman, want to meet?

Im too cool to lay with you but I will buy your stools and drink up the lose of my dog. Lets meet and deal. The stools.

IRC.

IRC is live. Forums are not. IRC is your best best for getting those stools.

I might have rare samples for you: reindeer stools ... all the best people use them *Only fools use substandard stools".

Come to Albatross to deal, Azoth. The tavern. Port of Ocllo. Problem with rares is that they vanish within a few server saves and I would still need more stools to keep in line with the thieves. Lets deal.

Thanks Krake, I dont want to implode IRC. Might have no other option.

Waiting for that deal while I write the future and past.


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Stone workshop East of Moonglow gates! Canis always has what you need!

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I have the stools, and tables. You will die a terrible death because I will make a table and stool wall around your living corpse and then march forward to ebolt your arse.

Offer is closed.

What is going on...

Sounds like he's going to poop on a table then ejac.."e-bolt" on someone until they die.

Very interesting.

a potential font of entertainment

let it evolve on it's own... I've a feeling it's going to be wonderful in a rock lobster + silence of the lambs sort of way

This is the best thread I've seen all year, thanks all!

Gideon beat me to it!

Was a wild weekend, due to consumption of various liquids and food, I am now producing at twice the rate Gideon is.

PM me we can meet up. I'll bring a rain jacket.