completed - [cA] 2017 MONGBATTLE - GET YOUR BATS READY

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  1. Erlkonig

    Erlkonig Well-Known Member
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    You have no chance at defeating these two beasts!

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  2. Zyler

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    I R XCI'D


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  3. Taste

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    YAY !!!! I cant wait
  4. Merek Tybalt

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    Hailing from their mother's basement...
    neither of them has ever scored...
    their sock drawers are full of Mong-jizz...
    they like to start fires in the forests of Yew for fun....
    they literally are the two dumbest Mongs in the Kingdom.

    They have been training together by sitting on the couch eating fried cuckaldoos and watching Franz Pfniffel posts. They are your next MongBattle champions....


    Beavis and Butthead.


    Please make my check payable to Cinnamon Bandeau.

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    PS. Where is the event taking place at?
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  5. snap dragon

    snap dragon Well-Known Member

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    b u m p

    About 5 hours!
  6. chumbucket

    chumbucket Well-Known Member

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    WOOOOOO!
  7. Philip

    Philip New Member

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    Where is this event taking place?
  8. snap dragon

    snap dragon Well-Known Member

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    The battles will take place in the Official cA Battle Arena:
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    I will provide gates to Occlo at the start of the event if for some reason staff cannot provide an event gate. If you are red and need a gate or have other special needs, pm me on irc.
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  9. Hoominaga

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    It's about time for Herp and Derp to make their appearance...
  10. Zyler

    Zyler Well-Known Member

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    Introducing Camazotz & Xquic!!!

    Camazotz is worshiped by an ancient, foreign people and presence in Sosaria has baffled historians and wizards alike. Researchers learned Camazotz means "death bat" in their ancient language and that the bat is associated with night, death, and sacrifice.

    His companion and mate, Xquic, is a princess of the underworld and the goddess of the wanning moon. Given the 2 moons of Sosaria, Trammel & Felluca, some have theorized that her powers might supersede those of Camazotz's.



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    Note: Names and backgrounds based on Mayan mythology
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Maya_gods_and_supernatural_beings
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  11. snap dragon

    snap dragon Well-Known Member

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    The gates are opening near the little park table at occlo bank.

    Please ignore the green trammel event gate, no idea why that's still open.....

    It's on a timer every 30 seconds or so, if you wait there it will appear.
  12. Keza

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    Great time! I hope there are more events like this in the future.

  13. snap dragon

    snap dragon Well-Known Member

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    Thanks Keza for posting a video!

    As you may know, Worm [TT] took first place, Sea C Avenger took second, and third place was Cinnamon Bandeau. Zyler came in really close, but a tie with him and Cinnamon was solved by dice roll.

    @Keza seems to have had the worst luck of all, I think his bats would have definitely been in the top 3 if he wasn't matched with Worm in the first round.

    There were 8 contestants, putting the entry fee total at 200k.

    @Meradin [CPU] graciously donated 200k

    @Lord Krake of [PS] generously donated an additional 200k for the event.

    The reward pool was 500k from chumbucket and Associates [cA] guild.

    This puts the the prize pool at 1.1 million gp.



    @Erlkonig would have taken home 825k of that (75%), but elected to fight the house bags MangJingLu and MangGuo. He was unsuccessful, but still takes home the first place Dung-shaped trophy ( thanks @Treasureman )

    Sea C Avenger takes (25% - 25k), so 250k, and the second place dung-trophy.

    @Merek Tybalt took the third place dung-trophy, and will receive his entry fee back.




    If you would please get in tough with me on IRC to collect your winnings that would be great.


    The unclaimed 825k will move on to the pool of the next cA "battle", theme to be determined.


    The next event will be PURPLE POT DODGEBALL
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  14. Merek Tybalt

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    Cinnamon is very very proud of his mongbat idiots, Beavis & Butthead!! They had to be first fighters in the event and shook off some early nerves to win an exciting first battle, working the huge crowd of onlookers into total euphoria!! The chants for Beavis echoed through the fighting pit, giving him massive wood.

    Butthead put up a valiant effort in round 2 against mogbats owned by some guy from Skara who never leaves Skara, Butthead fought bravely, Butthead fought valiantly....Butthead died. But thankfully he was bonded to Cinnamon and was able to come back from death for a possible fight in the 3rd place match.

    It seemed like the referee forgot about the fact a 3rd place match still needed to be played...and after the amazing double or nothing fight between Worm and the House Mongats who could blame her. Beavis & Butthead's opponent only had one living mongbat (he failed to spend enough quality time with it to bond him) and thus a fight would have been suicide.

    Being the sporting champ that Cinnamon is, we agreed to let the gods decide and placed our fate in the hands of a cup of dice. The mongbats, fresh after seeing the slaughter of their brethren for the pure spectacle and enjoyment of the human masters were, relieved. This suited Cinnamon just fine, as he has never rolled less than a 9 in his life.

    In the end we humbly accepted the lovely and freshly bronzed pile of mongbat dung. It will be featured prominently at the abode next to the Rodan and the Picasso. Given the extra money raised by the event, we would like to appeal to the Mongbat Fighting Federation to increase the prize payouts to the 2nd and 3rd place winners. Beavis & Butthead were promised mongbat whores for their efforts and poor Cinnamon only broke even. Mongbat prostitution fees are curiously expensive.

    Cinnamon will be logging an complaint to Lord British's permit enforcement department, as it seems one attendee was soliciting travel to Yew in a designated "no escort solicitation" zone.
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  15. chumbucket

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    Hemperor remains undefeated.
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  16. snap dragon

    snap dragon Well-Known Member

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    The reviews are in! cA MONGBATTLE was a huge success!

    [09:19:27] <Destruction> I was disappointed to hear how fun and well recieved the MONGBATTLE was. As someone who wants others to fail, it was not an outcome I had hoped for. Congratulations just the same.

    [09:31:32] <Destruction> Snap?

    [11:42:32] Destruction has quit (Quit: lightIRC.com Flash IRC Client).
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  17. chumbucket

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    The cA Paradox: cA ruins the shard while hosting the best events for the shard whilst giving away millions.
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  18. Ron Jeremy

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    This was ssoo cool! I love the arena! I'm sad I missed this!!! If you do it again, I'll defiantly donate!
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