BadYin: A Terrible Dragon For Sale

Discussion in 'Trading Post' started by Soear, Oct 7, 2017.

  1. RIN

    RIN Well-Known Member
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    Thelax has some explaining to do! What are your intentions sir?

    I'll have you know I had to talk Sarah down from hiring Snowden to "take care of you".






    I'm so very sorry BadYin...

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  2. Dr Satan

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    If someone will pledge to rescue BadYin, and give him a good life, and display him in full glory when he is grown.

    I will give you 3 peculiar meat to establish the bond.

    This is only if you plan to give him a worthwhile life, if you are gonna make soup then no meat for you. Gotta go on the honor system, but shame shame shame if you eat BadYin.
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    What if he tastes REALLLLYYY good?
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    The notifications are annoying :(
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    I'd bid but its stats are too high.
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  7. RIN

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    Well, Sarah went behind my back and had Snowden do some snooping around... All he found was this live feed of @Soear watching this auction...

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  8. Soear

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    This auction has grown better wings than BadYin ever could.

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    As such a generous owner, I'll be donating the earnings from this auction towards the 2017 Halloween Costume Contest!!!, rounded up to the nearest 100k.
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  11. Fefa

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    I got my first extra bonding slot few days ago. and I am willing to adopt this dragon and bond it. I am sucker for underdogs.
    So 82k.
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  12. Ponne

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    Y'all be messing with my dinner. 85k!
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    Can this dragon cook n clean? The 420 Tower is getting kinda dusty and cluttered with all the new deco weve been adding..I promise to not turn it to soup..Id even assure his life would be saved and keep him as my personal lighter..for me blunts n bongs.. 25k donation towards sparing his life!!!
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  14. RIN

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    Dearest friends of BadYin,

    It was my intention to secure this noble dragon's freedom and reintroduce him back into the wild to live the rest of his days upon the whims of his own free will. But now I see that nefarious people with deeper pockets than my own want to either enslave (let's call "bonding" what it truly is) or turn him into tasty soup.

    As Sarah and I work through our grief, I'll leave you all with the following excerpt...

    Spend all your time waiting
    for that second chance
    for a break that would make it okay
    there's always some reason
    to feel not good enough
    and it's hard at the end of the day
    I need some distraction
    oh beautiful release
    memories seep from my veins
    let me be empty
    and weightless and maybe
    I'll find some peace tonight

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    Once tamed, can he really be re-introduced back into the wilds... would that be the humane thing to do. He was surely ridiculed and picked on by his bigger, stronger brethren.

    The only chance at happiness for him now is to live a long full life as a soul bonded companion of a good adventure....


    That or as a soup... no shame if your life's purpose is to ensure the survival of others through your tasty bones.....
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  16. RIN

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    Absolutely he could be released back into the wild. While I agree with you that he was picked on by the bigger dragons, my goal was to release him into a dragon-less area of Brittania full of tasty critters he can hunt. But alas, that dream is gone...

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  17. Ponne

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    I mean i see lots of people donating for his freedom.
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  18. Ponne

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    Maybe
    I know that he can be cleaned and cooked though.
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  20. Thelax

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    I enjoy the creativity in this thread
    #savebadyin
    #badyin2k17
    #freebadyin
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