Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

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One of these days, I'll learn to do that...:/

<Mes> if a calorie is the energy it takes to raise a mole of water by one degree C (god I hope that's right), a matron could be a unit of measurement for raising blaise's blood pressure by so many atm or something

[20:16] <CaptainMorgan> who the hell goes by CST?
[20:16] <CaptainMorgan> lol
[20:16] <CaptainMorgan> It's barely a real time zone

<Maegus> Whoever is touching me in this pile, I don't appreciate it.
* Brymstone (~UOR@Chat4all-E61C5C18.hsd1.il.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: lightIRC.com Flash IRC Client)
<Blaise> that happens a lot
<Blaise> You'll want to get tested after every Freesist

<Song_Bird> People Exploding Everyone w/ Potions, or PEEP for short is a known terrorist organization frequently targeting shard wide gathers of players in congested areas. The government of sosaria warns citizens to stay in doors today and only go outside if absoluylu neccessary. Lord British has raised the threat level from Frost Blue to Blaze Orange. Stay tuned for more updates as they become
<Song_Bird> available.

<Blaise> the accrual rate is 1 platinum for every 50 hours, per account. If you have three accounts online for 500 hours a month each, that's 30 platinum a month
<Blaise> for doing jack shit
<Vlar|blaised> Also known as Telacare or Welfare Plat.
<Gen|work> yeah but then my energy bill would go up
<Balla> Welfare plat, gotta love it.
<Gen|work> i mean cmon man
<~Telamon> !welfare
<@UOR> Monthly Rewards > http://uorforum.com/threads/uor-monthly-vet-rewards-stay-active-earn-platinum.1510/
<Vlar|blaised> LOL
<Balla> haha, Telamon
<Balla> you win today

The entire chat is too long and convoluted, but know that we have a new buzzword thanks to this morning's IRC session:

"Maximum Dumb"

[07:08] <snapdragon> Avery told me that you are retired.
[07:08] <Blaise> She probably said retarded.
[07:08] <snapdragon> Yes that sounds more logical

Idiocracy: Of or referring to single or multiple cohorts which are organized upon premise of Maximum Dumb factors wherein their level of imbecility exceeds the natural propensity for any organism to sustain life but yet it still persists.

[00:28] <Mes> there was chocolate cake on the walls...someone threw a can of beans into a fire and it exploded...someone found a baby mole and we strapped it to bottle rockets and tried to send it to space

[19:51:56] <klaus> blaise, npc's dont count as friends

(trimmed a bit for relevancy)

<Deacon> I swear this zookeeper thing is a big joke by Telamon
<Mes> Deacon i think if you're looking for help with strategy then Russell would be a good person to talk to
<Deacon> Appreciate the offer
<Deacon> However I'm still not convinced that you aren't Blaise in disguise
<Mes> would blaise know your favorite food is milk steak and jelly beans raw
<Deacon> He definitely would!
<Deacon> The greatest trick Blaise ever pulled was convincing the world he was not Mes

<Kane> whos a badass pvm in here???
<Vlar> Jupiter.

<Gnarl> Santa is a pk.
<Gnarl> FYI
<Xegugg> oh
<Xegugg> well i love him
<Avery> Gnarl, I think you're probably going to get coal this year for saying that
<Xegugg> I am sure he is on the list
<Gnarl> Haven't you ever considered that Santa is just Satan misspelled?
<Gnarl> Wear red?
<Gnarl> Wears*
<@DarkWing> has a list of naughty kids
<Xegugg> hmmm

<~Telamon> We once analyzed the deaths in the world, the jhelom pens was a bloodbatgh

[13:02] <lord_black> i am quiting this shard, i played it for like two days and realised the mechanics are broken. I just worked on macing only to realise crushing blow doesn't add extra damage and gaining int is broken...
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And where is Britain? I started in Occlo here, but I started in Britain back on OSI! MECHANICS ARE BROKE.