Vlar's Offical List of Memorable IRC Quotes!

[12:11:34] <Weigraf[Work]> Bart cause my Bods are like my boobs, you have to pay me to see them
[12:12:17] <bartimus> alright then I guess you dont want to trade/sell
[12:12:36] <Weigraf[Work]> If you pay a girl to see her boobs do you get to keep them
[12:12:38] <Weigraf[Work]> ?
[12:13:19] <bartimus> I will pay you 1k to look at your smith bods
[12:13:36] <Weigraf[Work]> What do you think this is Detroit?

THIS ONE IS FULL OF HYPESTUFF

<Telamon> You will need to sacrifice enough goats to the RNG gods for that I suspect
* Coach has quit (Quit: lightIRC.com Flash IRC Client)
<DarkWing> no goats in UO
<Xegugg> drats!
<CaptainMorgan> mountain goats?
<Westra> lol
<Xegugg> do all farmer npc sell the same vegetables?
* Lud-AFK has quit (Quit: )
<Raithan> lol who's phil the mack?
<Riyne> pill the mack is...pill
* Gunne (~UOR@Chat4all-6A31BE28.hsd1.md.comcast.net) has joined
* Malus (~UOR@Chat4all-E61C5C18.hsd1.il.comcast.net) has joined
<Xegugg> hi
<Gunne> hey
* Chaser (~Chase@Chat4all-19F2460C.npg.sta.suddenlink.net) has joined
<Chaser> GAH I want pizza... but only like half of one.
<Chaser> I'm going to start a website called "pizza friend finder" where you can find other people looking for half (or other small portions) of a pizza in your area.
<Chaser> Then you can match together; and order a whole pie together!
<Chaser> I'll probably make like a trillion dollars.
* Westra order a medium one
<Malus> that would make too much sense
<Raithan> You could start a Pizza Madison for finding someone else that want's to cheat on their diet with you.
<Liquidblaze> there is never leftover pizza
<CaptainMorgan> Or, you could put on your big gamer pants and eat a whole one
<Liquidblaze> what ever is left is brekfast
<Chaser> "I'm supposidly allergic to Gluten; but today I feel like eating Pizza... WHOS WITH ME?!?!?!"
<CaptainMorgan> exactly
<Riyne> order pizza like once a year, when i do, i'm terribly disappointed I only ordered one XL. when i go pizza, it's all or nothing
* Dalavar is now known as DalavarAFK
<Chaser> You know whats better than pizza? Tacos...
* CaptainMorgan is now known as CaptainMorgan-AFK
<Chaser> You can turn practically ANYTHING into a taco... even pizza.
<Westra> Come to WispFelt Chaser, I've lots of Pizza here... No Gluten...No Fat... perfect kind of Pizza (unless you hungry lol)
<CaptainMorgan-AFK> I have a recipe I use for gluten free pizza, it's really good
<Riyne> so...you've got salad?
<Chaser> take something fold it in half... put stuff inside... BOOM TACO
<Chaser> Take a taco, fold it in half, put taco meat inside... BOOM twice tacoed tacos.
<Chaser> Pretty sure I'm onto soemthing.
<Liquidblaze> horseraddish, nutella, and ranch dressing taco... mmm
<Liquidblaze> wait... what?
<Gnarl> take a steak, fold it in half, fill it with gluten, BOOM : health food
<Raithan> eggnog, beer, tuna salad, and pickles.
* Juxtapose (~Juxtapose@Chat4all-2A386773.socal.res.rr.com) has joined
<Riyne> gluten is a helluva ingredient
<Liquidblaze> I used to make helluva...
<Chaser> I'll take 2 orders of twice tacoed tacos... extra glutten please.
<Liquidblaze> stood in 1klbs of helluva good dip valve failure.. not cool
<Gladiator> deep fried tacos are heavenly
<Liquidblaze> lol
<Chaser> What if you threw a taco in a blender, and then wrapped the result in a tortilla, and then deep fried it, and then put it back in a blender, and then...
<Chaser> and then I dunno what you do with it; throw that mess away.
<Chaser> All this talk about tacos really makes me want some fucking ice cream.
<Xegugg> it's national nacho day
<Chaser> Seriously?
<Chaser> Stop trying to bring the taco down.
<Xegugg> yes
<Xegugg> seriously
<Liquidblaze> I'd like 10lbs of nacho with cheese pls.
<Chaser> What are you some kind of nacho nationalist? Let the taco have some glory. Sheesh
<Westra> well alll you fine folk have a great time... (try not to stuff yourselves on pizza, tacos and icecream at same time) and be safe
<Westra>
<Gladiator> nite westra
<Liquidblaze> awe have a good one.
<Chaser> THIS JSUT In
<Chaser> PIZZA AND ICE CREAM TACOS
<Chaser> OMGAH
<Chaser> BRB
* Malus has quit (Quit: lightIRC.com Flash IRC Client)
* Westra has quit (Quit: lightIRC.com Flash IRC Client)
<Chaser> Taco is in the spotlight for ONE second and all this nachovanists come in and spoil the fun.
<Chaser> I might beer drunk.
<Liquidblaze> ... I know drunk. more than people think they do. bahaha
<Liquidblaze> removal of galbladder and pancreas operated on to prove it!
<Chaser> Ouch.
<Chaser> You just scared me sober; bastard.
<Liquidblaze> dont w

[13:12:18] <Halabinder> Gnarl
[13:12:31] <Gnarl> Hi!
[13:12:36] <Halabinder> I signed you guys up as team MindChaseLess
[13:12:43] <Westra> hi Gnarl....
[13:13:04] <Halabinder> Let me know what you would rather be callled and I will change it
[13:13:11] <Westra> well, I thought perhaps those might be a good place to talk about this server...but dang...so many of them
[13:13:22] <Gnarl> you mean a team name for Chaser and me?
[13:13:46] <Halabinder> Yes Sir. Or Mindless and u depending on which side of the bed he wakes up on
[13:14:16] <Halabinder> Or how many bottles of alcohol I am not sure what the formula is
[13:14:30] <Russell> if you name your character Liquor you automatically own him in pvp
[13:15:23] <Halabinder> Are any brand of liquor more successul than others?
[13:15:43] <PaddyOBrien> about anything would be more successful than Heaven Hill
[13:15:48] <Russell> no liquor by defualt has a higher combat rating than any chaser
[13:16:14] <Halabinder> Well Played
[13:16:33] Halabinder bows

<Chaser> jgTELAMOn
<Chaser> Telamon
<Chaser> You tracked down the bag ball?!
<Chaser> ;(
<Vlar|WalkingDead> LOLLLLLLLL!!!
<Chaser> It was sitting so safely in my bank.
<PaxRomain> thats BS
<Vlar|WalkingDead> LOL
<~Telamon> A mere bank cannot contain the bagball of bagballishness
<PaxRomain> once you've secretly snuck it out it should be yours
<Vlar|WalkingDead> xD
* Vlar|WalkingDead updates thread

<Xegugg> Hi Zugu
<Zugu> hi
<Zyler> meow
<Zyler> I miss DW
<Zyler> kinda
<Zyler>
* Azguard (~UOR@Chat4all-59B4BA0D.mycingular.net) Quit (Quit: lightIRC.com Flash IRC Client)
<Zyler> oregon got some chronic function
* ~Telamon engaging zyler-translation-a-tronic-9000 . . processing . . . unable to decode . .
<Vlar|WalkingDead> xD
<Zyler> dont make me 16 it

[03:05] <Godric> turtleman's actually got turtles, pitbulls and parolees has both, monsters inside me proves people actually have monsters inside them, too cute is literally too cute, but all you get with finding bigfoot is false advertising. . . WTF?
[03:05] * Godric is disappointed
[03:43] <Vlar|zZz> LOL

[05:33:36] <Vlar> I swear I'm not making this up, I killed myself in my house to check if some stuff was newbied. Somehow my body became two containers.

[11:24:12] <Westra> Neira pking at Artic Orge Lords T2A side
[11:24:24] <Mandevu> OMW

<Russell> wow sooooo much non UOR related convo
<Xegugg> ancient aliens is some serious shit
<Mobo> Russell is feeling so picked on right meow
<Mobo> and just an FYI RUSSELL! talking about an in-game event where dozens of men try to win my hand and panties IS game related!
<Xegugg> so when are we going to set this up Mobo?
<Russell> lol
<Russell> always wanted me a man with panties
<Xegugg> I can post the event for you
<Russell> shit would get done around the house finally

http://uorforum.com/threads/mobolins-man-o-love-athon-of-marriage.7627/


*SELFISH PLUG*

My favorite part is Kane asking BOD questions and being ignored.

That cracked me up.

<Chaser> Ya... truth be told; I don't 'dislike' anyone on this shard.
<Chaser> It's just easier to find pvp when you're a dick.

Does one half of one side of a 2 sided story make a Quarter-Tale?

<Chaer> Dude my old batshit crazy roommate had this GIANT lizard once; thing must have weighed 50 lbs... he kept it in a cage
<HalfDeadWorking> i mean fishsticks
<Blaise> only Gorton's
<Chaser> and one day he went out of town and the thing just DISSAPEARED
<Chaser> SCARIEST SHIT EVER.
<HalfDeadWorking> mine is like 4 foot
<Blaise> hahah
<HalfDeadWorking> he lives in bathroom
<Blaise> wher'e Chicken
<HalfDeadWorking> chicken commented on my facebook posts
<HalfDeadWorking> he likes the insects
<Chaser> You have a lizard that lives in your bathroom!?
<Chaser> wtf.
<HalfDeadWorking> yup
<Gnarl> Yeah HalfDeadWorking you should make friends with chicken
<HalfDeadWorking> sometimes im pooping and he is pooping at the same time
<Chaser> LOL
<HalfDeadWorking> its wierd
<Chaser> Pics or it didn't happen.
<HalfDeadWorking> he looks at me like "really man?"
<Gnarl> LOL
<HalfDeadWorking> i got pics
<Gnarl> This just got real.
<HalfDeadWorking> tons of em
<Gnarl> And that's not good
<HalfDeadWorking> come at me bro
<HalfDeadWorking> lol
<Chaser> I'd be pissed if half the time someone came to visit me they were really just coming to dump a load off in my room too.
<Gnarl> hah
<HalfDeadWorking> well if hes gonna shit in my house
<HalfDeadWorking> im gonna shit in his
<HalfDeadWorking> we have that in common
<HalfDeadWorking> therfor we have come to a aggreement that its cool
<Chaser> I think I might overdose on laughter.
<Chaser> Stop
<Gnarl> You guys both function from the reptilian brain
<Chaser> stahhhppp.. .my ribs.

It's true Chicken is a regular Jack Hannah of insects.

<Taliic> That reaper to the southwest of your tower must have gotten a ton of new player kills during the last 3 days. Call that tree bart simpson.

^ tree outside a resist session

[13:21] <Elyon> talked for like 5 mins, and he transferred hishouse to me
[13:21] <The_Musician> yep she a girl ^
[13:21] <Elyon> hahaha
[13:22] <Elyon> i have tits, give me free stuff
[13:22] <CaptainMorgan-AtWork> *giggle* *twists hair* So,where's a girl to find a bed around here?
[13:22] <Elyon> LOL
[13:22] <CaptainMorgan-AtWork> lol, well, welcome
[13:23] <Taliic> Are you really a girl? I have a small tower by britgate I'm looking to trade for tits
[13:23] <Xegugg> Wodan is
[13:23] <The_Musician> LMAO
[13:27] <Wodan> i have a large tower for tits