Ramirez Enterprises

Discussion in 'Trading Post' started by Tuco, Jan 12, 2015.

  1. Tuco

    Tuco Well-Known Member

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    Buenos Dias, Sosaria!

    I am a Legitimate Businessman with low overhead. What does that mean? That means I have got some sweet deals for you!!!

    I will update this thread with items available as they arrive. All prices are negotiable, cuz I'm easy like that. These are single offers. If multiple items of a particular type are in stock, this will be noted. PM on this forum or in irc for questions and arrangements.

    We have opened a retail outlet at the BlackMarket Vendors! Rares, weapons, stuff you need!

    For direct sale:

    Black Sheep: 10k
    20 Yds of 1194 cloth (blood red): 40k
    Light Fur: 40k
    Dark Fur, Standard price, 60-80k, Tuco's price: only 65k
    Dinner with Tuco (great conversationalist!) Only 2k!
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  2. Halabinder

    Halabinder Well-Known Member

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    a) What is the regular price of a dinner with Tuco? I want to know what I'm saving here.
    b) What does that price cover and who gets the bill if the price is just for the companionship? This dinner better not be at WispFelt, I hear Westra charges a pretty penny for her cooking.
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  3. Balroc

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    I'll buy the gold spear from you
  4. Tuco

    Tuco Well-Known Member

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    a) Typically, dinner with a fascinating and charismatic guy like me could go for as much as 5k (but only amongst those truly starved for quality entertainment)

    b) The price covers an hour's worth of time and attention, conversation, witticisms, with a few non sequiters and perhaps the odd pun. Dinner should be provided by the client, venue of your choosing.
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  5. Halabinder

    Halabinder Well-Known Member

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    Tell you what, I will commission Westra for some pizza and give you 10 times your asking price (20k) if you beat me at a game of back gammon while we have dinner. I will also play chess but I am not betting on it because I am rusty. errr I mean I have a defective board...
  6. El Horno

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    Hrm. too bad there is no backgammon sets available in game, I would love to hold some matches.
  7. Halabinder

    Halabinder Well-Known Member

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    You just haven't asked the right people the right questions ;) I have a working board at my place. Can only be accessed by the owner if locked down but works for anyone if I unlock it. I would be happy to kick your ass also if you're willing to put something worth my time on the line :D

    EDIT: HAH I actually have 2. One is yours if you beat me.

    EDIT2: It can actually be secured and used the same way a container would be based on security settings.
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  8. Tuco

    Tuco Well-Known Member

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    I'm also rusty at chess! Even rustier at backgammon (not even sure I've ever won a backgammon game... so there's that).

    If I lose, you pay the regular price of 2k. What do ya say?
  9. Halabinder

    Halabinder Well-Known Member

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    Ya I'm in for a game of chess under those conditions. After 10 PM EST works best for me weekdays. PM me and we will figure something out .
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    2k on Dinner with Tuco, I have a location picked out for the meal. I will be on after 4pm.
  11. Var

    Var Active Member

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    The succubus claims another victim...
  12. Xegugg

    Xegugg Well-Known Member

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    I am feeding us Tuco's tonight!
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    Poor Tuco.
  14. Halabinder

    Halabinder Well-Known Member

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    Can you please postpone till Friday? We are playing chess Thursday night. Won't be possible if you feed him to your Orcs...

    Great observation. You can remedy the situation by spending some of your ill earned money on the one remaining item on the list. Stop being part of the problem and become part of the solution!
  15. Tuco

    Tuco Well-Known Member

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    I like where your head's at, mang.

    Um... I like where my head's at too!!!
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  16. BlackEye

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    Shall I bribe Xeg with that fur and they can have a specially romantic atmosphere with that? :eek:
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  17. Halabinder

    Halabinder Well-Known Member

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    You can try but I hear them Orcs like shinnies... Dunno if they will let you walk away with your head if you toss some fur at them.
  18. Tuco

    Tuco Well-Known Member

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    Romance!??! Who said anything about romance!?
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  19. Tuco

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    Bump for the Black Sheep!!
  20. Tuco

    Tuco Well-Known Member

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    black sheep needs a good home!!

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