I desire a community-based conservation effort for the unfortunate gorilla pictured above, who I have named "Bobo", which is Gorilla speak for "MY FOOD BURNS MY MOUTH", because as you can see, all he can sustain himself is lava hot lava. His only interaction for social skills is a fire elemental, that gives 4 degrees of burns with his hugs. I, CrazyJoe, am at the forefront of this campaign to save the world's last gorillas from being cooked well done. My award-winning skills that come from African conservationists will help tackle this threats by supporting economic development projects in villages near the gorillas habitat, providing sustainable alternatives to illegal use of the forest and training young conservationists of the future. There fewer than 2 lava gorillas left in the world ... so your support is vital. What can you do? 1.) Not kill Bobo, for he is rare 2.) Someone release a second gorilla here, so that bobo can have nuptials. 3.) Leave rare potted plants so he can eat something that doesn't burn his mouth and his taste buds. 4.) No really, don't kill Bobo. 5.) Leave piles of gold checks at my house on Occllo so I can invest in something for Bobo. Look at this face. How can you not help?
If Bobo gets free somehow, I've got just the place for him. Ultimate Gorilla Fighting! Surely a gorilla tough enough to survive on lava and fire elemental hugs would be one badass fighter!
Bobo shall rise again, I just know it. He was born and raised in lava hot lava, which means his daddy or mommy was a phoenix, while his opposite mommy or daddy was a gorilla. And we all know the tale of the phoenix, how it will rise again from the ashes!
