Hear "Ye All my tale of whoa!! Urks are HERE!!

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  1. Diablo

    Diablo New Member

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    I heard it myself, with mine own ears, word for word as it is here........


    Greebas Urks!!

    Kom neer, ee blah der tayl ub Shik'Bah !!!

    Ise dai Shik'Bah clomp'n dem skeelis whan Umie 'Grellis' kom.
    Grellis clomp'd Shik'Bah !!
    Shik'Bah blah "wat ee du?"
    Yut'Grug blah "clomp tat Umie GUG!!"
    Shik'Bah clomp'd Grellis tra tyms wit thu'mog *whoosh,whoosh,whoosh* !!
    Sheem gug clomp'r, choom umie tur'lik.
    Umie nub kom git gukka.
    Umie run'd whan Yut'Grug kom.
    Yut'Grug blah "hohoho, uu clomp'd bi sheem"
    Shik'Bah grayt thu'mog'r !!
    Sheem choom Umies GUG !!
    Shik'Bah git Ise Blud !!
    NOOOGGRRRRAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
    Diablo, Jan 11, 2013
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  2. Wise

    Wise Well-Known Member
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    Not these foul creatures again. *Sharpens two-handed sword of orc slaying *
    Wise, Jan 19, 2013
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  3. Turalton

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    Humie keel urk scum!

    Is this the resurgence of orcs on this shard? Or have you guys always been here? In any case, I have a reasonable amount of Orc Masks/Orcish Bows/Arrows. Things a mighty urk horde will need to conquer these humie imposters! Send me a PM if interested, all items will be sacrifices of course, to appease the Urk lords, and stay their wrathful hand!
    Turalton, May 31, 2013
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