[HALF OFF SALE] Grand Opening: Slayers R Us

Dearest Sosarians,

I'm pleased to announce the grand opening of Slayers R Us! We are located so close to the Yew moongate you can throw a dishwasher at us! COME AND BUY FROM OUR NEVER ENDING SLAYER INVENTORY or don't, I don't care.



We appreciate your business!

went to buy there today, got confronted by anonymous Ox.

he took a dirt nap asap.

Small slayer update, will try to add much more over the next few days. Thanks for the business!

I'm sure all the business was from me!

I am sure I missed all the business. Were there high-end slayers too?

There was a few force+, very good price as well. I advise everyone to check it out.

excellent prices and excellent slayers

Updated stock, including a couple of decent elemental ban weapons.

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Restocked with slayers of every weapon type!

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All slayers half off for a limited time! Need to make room for more slayers!

You could always just send me a list and price for all of em! Save yourself some time, go easy on yourself! You deserve it after wearing that sweaty cow suit everywhere you go. And for looking like Jack Black.(Because we all know that's your real picture)

Fearing the bidding competition, Dyne!?

Still a few slayers left! Prices will not and cannot go any lower!