Top Shots !! August 2013

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  1. Samorite

    Samorite Renaissance Game Master
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    Whilst staff consider last months submissions lets kick of this months

    We will have prizes for 1st, 2nd & 3rd

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    Closing date for entry's will be 31/08/2013

    Get posting !!
  2. Wise

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    UO:R, where you can spank your monkey for pooping on your shoes.

    *This message is endorsed by Tater's poop and associates.

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  3. Atraxi

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    (FYI, I missed being the 1st to GM camping by less than 24 hrs)
  4. Samorite

    Samorite Renaissance Game Master
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    I need to advise that no monkeys or gorillas were hurt in this shot & that UOR does not endorse a) spanking or b) pooping in any way
  5. Atraxi

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    Now we know why you never see him on Voldeshard anymore...

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  6. Jack of Shadows

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    I present to you the most unique character on the server (less now, thx to Atraxi lol) She cooks, she cleans, she's great at parties and with Ouija boards. She makes medicines in bottles with xxx across it. She has a taste for the finer things in life, knows her goods, and likes the outdoors. She gets whiny sometimes, but hey no one is perfect. The first gm beggar, gm taste id, and gm camper on UOR I present to you


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  7. Jupiter

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    Perhaps not the winner, but worthy in it's own right.

    Catalin of Paws taunting the plague creatures.

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  8. Atraxi

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    I recently found myself propositioned by an escort in a local Inn.

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  9. Alberoise

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    Next time, remember to lock both doors...

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    Hm, looks the other way around. They were looking for an escort and thought you fit the bill.
  11. Atraxi

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    Re: Next time, remember to lock both doors...

    Okay, I have no idea who's house that is, but if it were mine, I'd be laughing when I saw that. Is that the best carpetbomb you can manage? Just stack the items up really high?
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    I LOL'd for real when I saw all those fish steaks and I bet I would have even if that was my house. Classic.
  13. Wise

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    Atraxi and Vlar please PM me the locations of your main homes. :mrgreen:
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    I live with Tater. >.> <.<
  15. Zyler

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    Four Harts!

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  16. Atraxi

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    A few players met at the new Moonglow tavern this morning for coffee. A good time was had by all.

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  17. Ruiz

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    Good times at the Glowing Pitcher!
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    AHAhaHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHA!@#$%^%$#@!

    SO this is what you do with those NPCs!
  20. Wise

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    I see atraxi is into bald chicks

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