Greebas panzee humies! Agh Greebas eni bubhosh urks dat kan reed dees skribbulz. Ukee....su Vish wayk ub agh deesyde tu tayk de walk arownd de ugz. Nub peep eniise fer lung wyl...den...Vish fynd sum humies just blahun ewey. Vish ben walkeen su lung...mebbe juzt rest feetz agh heer demz blah fer ise tik. Dem blahun abowd clompun sum ises kalled Reds agh blah dat de humie Redz wyll juzt run frum dem bekawz dem panzeez. Blah bowd deefendun de ugz. Den ise humi blah subtin dat kaj Vish's attenshun. HOHOHOHO!!! HUMIE DAT GUG??? Vish kleen eerz wiff paw agh den heer agin. CHALLUNJ EGGSEPTED!! Did humi konfident...bud dum. Dem owd en da oben. Dat mayk dem en urk ugz. Humies sturt ise clomp gaym. Vish sturt luukin fer dat ball humie blah bowd. OoooO...der id am...rite nezt tu da humie!! Vish gu stand un id. Vish attak uddur humi un fuud agh chayze de panzee arownd. Vish ged tyrud quikklee *pats belly* su Vish juzt leeb. Wuz a gug muun fer Vish. NOOOOOGGRRRAAAAHHHH!!!!!
This story has been added to the oral history of Paws. The historian will most likely refer to this selection of stories as "orc drivel". MEMORIZED!
