On a drunken bet, the hall of The Dark Octopus has adopted a social project... an Orc. He leaves half eaten items around the tower. He smells like a midden heap. He snores like a balron. His farts shake the masonry. Yet, we see progress in the little things. Just the other day, he took in an orphan! We had to stop him from eating it, but I think his heart was in the right place. Don't know whatever happened to the poor lad now that I think on it... But! Glubdub has really taken interest in adventuring! He just returned to the guild hall to tell this tale. Communication is difficult, so these pictures will have to do. We hardly know what he says, but most of it talks about eating a dish called "yooomun" or some such thing. Lots of drooling and scratching. He said he was going back to Covetous because a book told him to? If you see him, please say hello. He really isn't all that bad. For an Orc.
ho ho ho lat k'igg no gimb-pug'chikun! ... Hmm... Ub-fugru thrak-snaga'ulug bra tribuut tu da Ulu-Chikun? Bagru pushdug hummie-rabu kab uber'chikun bu tlug fug. Den lat clomp globuurz funki-chikun!
DAT NUB URK. DAT KRALTCH. AGH WURZ. RYDUN FUUD??!!! *turns head and spits* LUUK LYK HUMIE TU VISH. STAI EWEY FRUM DE FURT HUMIE.... *shakes head* WHIJEBUR BREEDUR DRUP DAT KRALTCH UN HED WEN KUBBIE....NUB DYD IM ENI FAYVURZ.
@Aragorn - OCT Thanks for testing the waters! Great story, I'll get you that reward asap! Sounds like an war is brewing between clans! Let's see what happens when the hummies join the fray!
Oh, it seems we have a good deal of Orcs here! I'm terribly sorry, I can't quite understand what you say, but I think we have our hands full with one Orc as a guild project at the moment. Thank you kindly for your interest! But, good Vishakt and company, don't despair! I'm certain there are others in the land who can show you the knightly ways as well. Good luck with all the scratching and drooling! Ah! Here comes Glubdub now! Hey, where's your horse? Bother... [OOC: Thanks Cero. I appreciate what you've done. Would you please take the gold you offered and apply it back to your cause? I always enjoy doing these, and reading other peoples adventures as well. Thanks for making this land a rich place to explore!]
