SOLD - small house near Ice dungeon entrance

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  1. PaddyOBrien

    PaddyOBrien Well-Known Member

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    Are you tired of your boring, trammely life? Are your neighbors just TOO nice? Do you want to leave the peaceful suburbs of Moonglow or Britain, and live in a place where excitement is literally trying to break down your doors and kill you? Well look no further! Have I got the house for you!



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    Nestled at the inlet next to the Ice Dungeon entrance, this cute little house would make an excellent starter home for you and your murderous family or guild! Live a very Felucca life of excitement where you never know if an ililliililliill or HAM is going to show up and Corp Por your brains out when you're out enjoying the smell of rotting newb carcases fresh air. There is no HOA here, so whether you want to dump your Ice dungeon loots or cram your house full of heads supplies, it's all good! The neighbors here are GREAT! Why, while I was taking pictures and writing this description the locals were quite literally trying to murder me! There is NEVER a dull moment in this area! While we're not as crime infested as that ghetto Jhelom Pens, we've got a very active murder rate and gang activity! What's that you say? The chalk outline? No, it doesn't come with the house and the bloodstains and smell of death will be cleaned up as well. So if you're looking for that life of crime adventure you've always been seeking, win this auction and this beautiful home can be yours!

    SB: 100k - 250k Malek
    BI: 25k
    BO: 800k

    48 hours after last bid, 24 if more than one bidder. Thanks for looking!
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    Twas I that welcomed you to the neighborhood! Glad you got a picture of it haha.
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    Hahah i planned on writing about how dangerous the area was then after taking the screenshot i realized someone tried to kill me so i took a new one hah
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