Uncle Donnies Going Away Event

Fuck, No one cares about his feelings, we just wanna know whose in the lead.

Poor Noob-Paddy circa 2014 who thought a grey scrub looking guy named P I L L running around Occlo would be an easy target for Noob-Paddy's non existent mage pvp skills.... he was wrong! And my poor, poor archer bots....

When one Urk wins, the whole clan wins."Datz How Urk rollz"

Heck, I wasn't going to because I prefer to stay out of the Drama but.....

I can say, in all honesty, Gambit has alway been a friend of mine. Yeah, the first time I met him he stole a platinum coin from me at the Blood Elemental Room .. But as I try to live and play with the heart of Jesus, I instantly forgave him and let him know this was the course of action I would be taking. From that moment on, he was always kind to me.. albiet quite the salesman.. but good and loyal none the less. Which is why I am sad to see him depart and hope he rethinks his decision. And yes, I've been telling him this for awhile now.

As much understanding as I have for those that his play style might have offended.. I still believe in the Forgiveness of Christ, and I think others should examine themselves (especially if Christian) and maybe, just maybe, revaluate the hatred they hold in their hearts... This isn't always easy, but it is a standard we must adhere to as lovers and worshippers of the light of the world, Jesus Christ.

This kind of "allowable" play is what always attracted me to UO.. I was a real douche back in the day, and while I may have changed my ways after being drawn to the light, I still will say THIS is exactly what makes UO the greatest game ever made, in my humble opinion.

I'd also like to say something that I've been holding back for a long while. While I do think Gambit rushed into that scroll, whether it be for the profit or the fun, I do not believe, and never have believed, not for 1 second, that he went in with the intention of losing and "Scamming" people out of their gold. I know Gambit pretty well, and I know he'd never pass up the chance for good Loot. Knowing this, I am fully confident he went into that scroll with his heart set on a mask of the wild, and failing the quest, which led him to 0% chance of the score, was not done by intention by the Gambit I've known and come to like. The love of loot/pixels can get us into serious trouble if we are not careful, and I think every one of us can vouch on that, and this circumstance was no different. I think its time we end this "scammer" talk, if based on this failed quest.. he had no intention of scamming anyone, he just didn't realize just how difficult that tamer quest was going to be without having been through it before.

Anyway, Gambit, as I've said before, I hope you rethink your decision in quitting the game. Lay low for a bit, and maybe one day the itch will come back, and by that time hopefully people will have thought twice about how they act towards their enemies.

Mathew 5:44
"But I say to you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which spitefully use you, and persecute you;"

Anyway, I love you all, and that is why I decided to chime in, if only but to deliver a small message that holds great meaning.

Gambit, if you decide to quit, good luck with everything bro. I'm pretty sure there will always be a sliver of my sometimes failing mind that will always remember you buddy..

As I edit this, I suppose I failed to answer the actual question of this thread.. but, Gambit you know me.. and if there is anything you'd like to entrust with me.. I'd be happy to take it. That said, I'd be more happy to see you recall into a dungeon I'm standing in, or recall up to my house at random times in the night while Kidney and I stand in conversation.

I think all items should go to me. I will use them to hold a big trivia contest where I will take entry fees from people and then use my own alts to answer the questions so I can award all the prizes to myself. And if it goes well I will make it a monthly or weekly thing!

No one is probably deserving of all that phat lewtz but how's this:

I have no idea who you are so in my book you are all good. You picked a good name, so that's +1 for you. Gambit was a cool X-Man, mostly for how he threw those cards. I always thought that was awesome until I watched Now You See Me 2. That movie sucked and the card throwing was pointless.

I digress. If I, and therefore orcs everywhere, were to win we would only have this single thing to judge you by. You would be like the greatest humie ever, and we could decapitate anyone who said otherwise. Then we'd kick their corpse for about an hour (in game hour) and pee on it.

Should I, and therefore orcs everywhere, lose...well that's okay too. I mean, maybe instead of using Kraltch to mean diseased mongbat it will be Ghambyt...but that would probably just be coincidence.

I would also advise you to bank a chunk of it. Not too much. I feel like if you quit having to earn things again would give you something to do. I have something to do now too. I'm going to search these forums to find out what the hell is going on and why you are leaving.

@Uncle Donnie

If you are truly quiting, I would like to purchase your large brick house sitting on the edge of P'S lands to add to our town. Please let me know if we can do a deal or not.

Thank you

I don't want any of your loot. Keep your stuff you'll probably be back once you find the other shards suck but mainly so all the turkey vultures go away. I will mention that team CoM had a good time chasing your ass anytime you were sighted for past couple years or so. Nothing like dropping a shard wanna be villain. Who will poor Scooter run with now?

Giv BLUDKLAN lats stuv den skat!

Current Leaderboard:

1st- Jesus is king
2nd-
3rd- Tree Hugger
4th- Milky
5th- Puck


BONUS

Thelax cry baby fund

Currently: too high to count

All those that are given a prize please post a screen shot to silence the crybaby's like Thelax.

Thank u

The ultimate @Uncle Donnie power play

So what I get from that last scoreboard is that you liked Now You See Me 2?? I'm sorry, I can't take back the 2 hours I spent watching it and so I cannot take back my criticism. And if you liked it then I feel like everyone who doesn't like you might just be on to something.

I'm Franz Pfniffel and I need an ehty to relieve pixel loving Brittanians of their belongings. Also, I hate masks, I'll wear it in front of the worshippers of Mammon and watch them crawl in the dust of their own obsessions.

I encourage the in game behavior, I mind the trade forum behavior. this place would come to a near stand still without being able to have a green zone on the forums where old trade with young, good with evil, and they honor it. I had a problem with that, then chris said you were actually going at that tamer quest for two hours trying to finish and I sorta changed my mind. anyway it doesn't matter. hope you pull another fast one and don't quit, you just revel in some of these ridiculous posts.

because: this picture.

@Puck I'm gonna have to ban you from my Discord channel for being a suck-up.

If you "win" anything in here, anyway.

My name "dem titties" was ruthlessly bannished.

So...your quitting but still trolling the forums looking for spelling mistakes? If I had a reputation as bad as yours I would quit too. Funny how so many people were on your side at first about "making a mistake". I think the sad part is that we will actually miss seeing your ridiculous posts. Make sure I'm not on your list of giveaways becasuse I will trash barrel anything I receive from a scammer.

@Xavaan @Keystone

Quitting the game and quitting the forums are 2 different things. So many people were on my side?????? You mean guys like you and crybaby Thelax trashing me?


You are truly are a delusional fool.

One more thing,

You are now BANNNED from the contest.


No Prizes for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That would actually make sense...you can sell more bogus tamer quest spots or log cabins full of Christmas scrolls on a game that you don't even play. Why didn't you just say that in the first place? I don't need anything in UO and if I did, I wouldn't accept it from you because it was probably bought with someone else's money after you scammed them. Fair well Uncle Donnie, I heard minecraft set up a forum last week.