The time I tried to eradicate a "pink eyesorse"

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  1. Puck

    Puck Well-Known Member
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    I was stumbling through the zombie horde in Occlo when I saw it... the bane of my eyeballs... a pink horse.

    I had vowed to destroy this horse and any like it long ago, a year ago, when I found out that they could rarely be obtained given a pandora's box of RNG and luck and cooperation from other players.

    I never thought the day would come.

    This was my first opportunity to destroy said abomination, as it's owner seemed to be under the control of some sort of spell or trance.

    After attempting to get the cooperation of the local orcs and failing several times, I visited the deadly poison katana vendor next to Occlo bank and made short work of the beta cuck... man-child... player with the pink horse.

    I snapped a picture of the crime scene:

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    Alas, you may ask yourself, "Where is that abominable horse creature?".

    He met his demise at sea and I attempted an Osama bin Laden style burial in ol' Davey Jones' locker.

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    Unfortunately, the ghostly apparition of the eyesorse haunted my vessel and was summoned to it's owner in a brief time.

    Until next time, EYESORSE!!! I will destroy you!!!

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  2. PaddyOBrien

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    Someone should put a bounty on it!
  3. Hoominaga

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    I just want to point out the amazing style of the player next to him.
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  5. Baine

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    So close!!

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