Round 2 Procurement Auction - 1m lolz and trash-barreling

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  1. Erlkonig

    Erlkonig Well-Known Member
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    Procurement Auction
    -1,000,000 gold up for grabs-

    - Post what you want to sell me (no edits)
    - The post with the most likes wins
    - I will then trash barrel the winning items at the conclusion of the trade
    - Please don't favor your friends over lolz so we can have fun and do this again\

    End date: April 30

    Round 1's conclusion...
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  2. AlexCCCP

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    I'll sell you a check for 1gp, very rare item in some circles.

    But serious, trash barrel gold not rares :)
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  3. willie

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    a firehorn
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  4. Reginald

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    I'll sell you a villa at the entrance of destard.
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  5. SpiceBeHot

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    I'll sell you a repond might gnarled staff

    Edit: Don't own this anymore
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  6. Ikibahd

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    I see your Villa at the entrance of Destard.... And Raise you an L-shape *near* the entrance of Destard!
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    Did the horse crap that out?
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  9. Reginald

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    What exactly was in that bag? I can't tell
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  11. Halabinder

    Halabinder Well-Known Member

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    TB1.jpg TB2.jpg TB3.jpg

    I'll offer you the privilege to come to GanJaNatioN and trash barrel my tower of leather dye tubs.
  12. TreeHugger

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    Trash barrel that god damn arachnid statue and the player with it
  13. Reginald

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    Well this thread was a waste of time. Clearly the guy has no intention of actually paying anyone. Should ask for it to be removed.
  14. Pill

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    Erl really needs some help with his video recording settings :p
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    woot one more week to go
  16. snap dragon

    snap dragon Well-Known Member

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    So what was selected to trash?
  17. chumbucket

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    A llama given to me by Taste and two raw lamb legs.
  18. Althorn

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    My soul? I'd rather work towards an ethy, souls are overrated anyway!
  19. Erlkonig

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    nothing, regina wanted to be a cunt
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  20. Zyler

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    I present to you a bag.
    An ordinary bag....


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    Or so it would appear....







    And upon further inspection....





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    Tis a Bag of Reagents!
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