"Howling Sausage" Restaurant

Gambled a dog for my bow on a Brigand Roulette with Van!

@Bayara Get the grill going, we have meat for dinner!

Aww man i had to work late yesterday but this looks so fun, gonna try to make it next time! awesome to see something like this!

@Shosara. Vanaondo will most likely be very pleased if you joined him there tonight, after all work we done this week with the bulls.

By the way, I brought a bullie and a porky to the resturant owner Alastor last friday and he bought them from me, so I had some gold over for wine and salad and I will most likely bring some more tonight if I am able to find some that are willing to follow me. A knight that came by, Uhtred, slaughtered the porky and bully for the resturant as well. I also brought three guard dogs that I found inside Hythlot in case the orcs would show up again but John won one from a silly game that we played and he slaughterd it. That dog had swolloed a fork by the way that was found inside it. No wonder he was in pain John said.

@Muguk Please do not kill and eat the cat if you would show up again. *grins*

@Jupiter and @Random Damn cool screenies

Oh if the Tavern is open tonight, i will certainly try to make it, i have a work thing earlier tonight, but the tavern starts at 10 GMT or so right? Should be back by then!

Yub Muguk. Nub clomp dem meowwz ur Vish wyll hab tu eggskort uu owdsyde. AGIN. *grins*

Ulsu.... humies am dum agh razzizt. dem tink uz awl luuk alyk. Dat whi id ukee tu clomp dem awl.

Resturant opens in 13 min

Can't beat those dogs for 70gp best in all Britainia!

Tonight, the howling sausage restaurant were attacked by a lot of Evil. They came from a gate casted by a man named Vaillant who told he was a client.

Alastor who is the chef was closing door when he was under attack. He had no time to defend when 5 evil, two dragons and a deamon appeared in his restaurant. The chef were seriously wounded. By luck, an Orc who was walking near the restaurant heard Alastor cry and heal him on the floor.

Alastor had just the time to say three name: Vaillant, Sinx and Lara. Then he put to sleep profoundly, tired of his wounds.
His Brother Emile Lampet ran to the Howling sausage restaurant and saw his brother wounded in his bed. He came back the bank and offered 20K gold by head mans attacked the restaurant.

Egads! What a debacle! This ill word has reached the Village of Paws and we shall send what aid we can spare to help you through the coming winter months!

We shall make sure we bring plenty of soup! We cannot stand idly by while establishment who's fine food and exceptional goats milk helped spawn the WRW Wrastlin' event, smolders after a dragon fire!

Please send word of any additional aide we can send!

- Jupiter

YOU LIAR! I didn't CAST ANYTHING!

I was trying to help Lambert, but there were too many dragons there!

*a crowd gathers around the city square gather to see Valient in shackles, most of the onlookers carry a stone in each hand at the ready*

"I say Lambert is a LIAR. I was merely trying to help," Valient cried as a few rocks mark his upper brow with permanent scars.

"Contesting the late Lambert's testimony with an accusation is a trite effort to clear one's name," the voice of reason rises from out of the crowd seems to stay the next volley of judgement. But it could only manage to assuage a small portion the stones' justice for a moment and several more marked Valient's chin and midsection.

"I should think one accused of such high crimes," the voice continued, "should provide a bit more evidence than an accusation and slander of the noble Lambert's good character. Until such evidence is provided to the contrary, or until ye perform such manner of deeds to disprove this sentence, you are a marked man."

At that, the grey shrouded source of the voice steps out of the crowd and continues on his route with his caravan of llamas to deliver soup and supplies to the Howling Sausage.

This is an attempt to make clear that your perception of reality is grossly distorted in the extreme. You are free to hold whatever beliefs you choose, but extended ignorance of the depth and breadth you have displayed in this thread will generate pity at best.

You may continue to post your nonsense for the time being, but do not expect your judgement - as offered to date - to receive anything but contempt.

git a rope

Sorry vaillant but i didn't see someone call Lambert. And the gate opened when you were in the middle of the house. exactly where you were.
You can understand i could suppose you opened it.

The gate can't come from nothing

After one day, some people tried to help the holing sausage's owner. Alastor is wounded but his brother heard a Caravan will start from the village of Pow to the howling sausage restaurant. A Caravan with many supply and some gold. the travel was not quiet. Some Orcs attacked the caravan and tried to keep all goods for them. Emile Lampet, sergeant Pekkus Pilatus and Jupiter had defend the caravan well. But Orcs were too much, and after a long battle Knights templar and Jupiter were wounded but saved the caravan. After a little healing, the caravan start again its travel to Britain, Despite.

The howling sausage restaurant have somme goods and gold now. Emile Lampet will try to convince his brother to open his restaurant like he did all friday.

Thanks for helping us escort the provisions to the Howling Sausage Kizama!

After the orc raid, I decided to lead the caravan through an old route in Despise, used primarily by smugglers. Had more time allowed, we would have paid a visit to the orcs for their raid, but alas, we were stuck in Despise several days longer than expected due to a foolish mistake. We approached the seemingly soothing Ankh, and if not for Ragar I may have remained there in a trance for an age!

I may have to come back to this Ankh and investigate it more thoroughly with the proper precautions in place.

@Valient You where not there to take part in the community as I greeted you outdoors and was only met by a glare and silence, which I thought was a bit odd as all visitors to the resturant mostly greets one another as we are there to have fun, drink and eat and have more fun together. Well as you didnt said anything, I got a tiny bit suspicious about what you where doing there really in the first place? Alistor is after all an honorable and hardworking cook, waitor and barkeep. Shame on you.

Loads of dragons to knock out a single barkeep?? Very odd behaviour I must say.

//Vanaondo


It was a pleasure to take part in the caravan, even if I got there a bit to late and had to face 3 Orcs all by myself as Master Lampet was already knocked when I got there. My advantage was that I was riding and they where on foot. After a longer battle, they managed to corner me and knock me to the ground though and I was dizzy for a while there, but it all went okay in the end as Jupiter anaged to get the Llamas to safety while the Orcs shased me around.

//Pekkus Pilatus

What kind of twisted tale is this?!

Without ever having to use evaluating intelligence, the population of Vesper now knows, that you are smarter than a rock, but dumber than a piece of wood.

Liars giveth ear to naughty tongues.

If I recall right. The one that Vanaondo greeted outside the resturant wear a blue robe. I have been checking the chars database and I found this one that has a similar name called Valiand:
http://www.uorenaissance.com/player/1345888
But I think the robe was a bit darker than this one @Valient . What ye think @Kizama Can it be this one and that we accused Valient wrongly?? This is a warrior though but it doesnt mean he cannot cast gates?? Nope, not a single trace on magery on that char.

It went to fast, I only saw the name briefly and as Vanaondo got no response, he just walked away but thought it was strange why that one showed up there.

//Pekka