UO:Renaissance - Thieving perfected (ongoing thread)

Someone's mad. Aren't the people being robbed supposed to be salty in this thread?

Would you like a bunch of tmaps for free shoshara? Im quite certain I have a handful of level 6's that I've gotten from farming when I was new that I use as decoration. I can give them all to you and I should have some level 5s as well im just not certain how many because I don't run them. All for free not a big deal

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Great work!

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Making my usual rounds today.

Found a couple of people AFK at Britain West Bank. Decided to free them of their regs once I moved guards away using some wooden crates.





I know, but these are minor steals, but continue reading for some more interesting content:

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Ran into Mike Tyson at Terathan Keep swamps. For some reason, my playback video doesn't show the entire environment here, but hopefully this screenshot with the text alongside the bottom left will give some idea of what is going on. He actually had two Terathan Infiltrators fighting each other at the same time. Impressive!



Finally when both infiltrators died, I rifled through their corpses in search for a peculiar meat.




I was able to loot the pec meat without turning criminal. I gated home quickly to deposit the meat, even though I could have just recalled. Lesson learned I suppose

An hour or so goes by and I see the same character at the Terathan Swamps again.



Snooping him doesn't really show any items I'm interested in, but I did queue up to steal an ItemID wand if he recalled.



A few more minutes goes by and yet another Terathan Infiltrator spawns (3rd one in about 1 hour):

I watch as Mike Tyson provokes the avengers and matriarchs onto the infiltrator boss.





I start to position myself closer to the boss as it is apparent it will die soon



The boss dies, I immediately carve it and notice that there is not another pec meat on it. However, an ingeniously drawn treasure map is on the corpse.


I snatched it from the corpse and took off running where I was able to safely bank it.



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Thanks for the adventure and treasures Mike Tyson.

~InnocentCrafter

Who is Mike Tyson?

Someone who is probably a lot less ecstatic about today's events than Innocent Crafter.

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Nice outfit @Kiryana
Always a pleasure to read your post.

<<< Thank you very much, I'm glad that you like

that was taken out of context!!!!

j/k.. I have TONS of friends.

Tracking skill came in handy. Was able to track an AFK player at the stables from Moonglow bank. Not bad IMO



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Nathan was unfortunately AFK at the stable...



Level 5 T-Maps, I need these in my life With the animal trainer well inside the stables, this was an easy steal.



Huzzah!
~InnocentCrafter

So i'm back on the hunt when I stumble upon a party of two killing the infiltrator boss in Terathan Keep swamps.



I arrive just in time to cause some havoc with the boss already at 36%



The pair talk about how easy the boss is. I have no further comment here, but it made me laugh.



The boss eventually dies, and the person I am snooping already did not receive a platinum coin. So before snooping the other target, my focus shifts on whether or not there is a peculiar meat on the corpse. Sure enough, there is. Learning from my mistake in the past, I can simply carve and loot the peculiar meat without turning criminal. In doing so, I just recall away to deposit the stolen meat.






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I figure it's a long shot, but I return to the same dungeon in hopes that I can also steal the platinum coin from the person's backpack that I hadn't snooped yet. As luck would have it, they are still lingering around the corpse, killing even more avengers and warriors. Unfortunately, while I thought I recorded this segment, it turns out I didn't. I successfully stole and deposited the coin, but their dragons and mares ate me up afterwards outside my home. Here's a single picture of that event.



The coin and pec meat are there, along with my corpse they carved up when I returned. I couldn't get into my house with all their dragons and mares on my doorstep haha.

Best regards
~InnocentCrafter

Just another day, terrorizing all the towns I enter..



First we have Chilli and Cracky hanging out at Minoc bank.With neither of them carrying anything I desired, it was time to set off both of their pop pouches:




I took my leave once it was apparent they were not AFK



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Enter phase two of this story where I recalled into Trinsic bank



With 3 people here, surely one of them is bound to have something worth stealing

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Wulf appeared AFK with a golden key. Not worth the risk as I have no idea where he lives or anything. This could be a boat key for all I know.



Retemeris appeared eager to gather the latest news. Apparently being told that there isn't any news 4+ times wasn't enough.



Oh dear, not only does this player have a golden key in his pack, there are also 9 shiny platinum coins. I figured everyone here already saw me or was at least active so I knew my chances of getting away with this type of heist were slim to none. Well, you know what they say -- "no guts no glory". I had to make a move and fast, even if it meant my own life.



I can't believe it, I make my escape without getting guard whacked. I even butchered my first Wall of Stone as it didn't block the town crier.



I'm sorry Wulf and Retemeris, but these platinum coins (all 9) will be safer in my pockets from here on out.



Best regards to the readers

Quite a stack! Congrats

Great work!!!