Care to Duel?

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  1. LeslieLilywhite

    LeslieLilywhite New Member

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    a pithee

    by
    Leslie Lilywhite


    In the dark of night,
    or light of day
    There are none who can escape
    the chicanery of Lilywhite!
    Yet I don't believe in something for nothing!
    So in place of you're treasures;
    which you so kindly secured
    I've left you this prose;
    never forget the dungeon crow!

    I am Leslie Lilywhite!
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    For far too long, the narc lords have passed over the guard line with nary a worry. But Leslie, fed up with the endless debates in the courts of law, took matters into his own hands.

    With a smile and vengeance, he claimed for himself the head of the king of heroin!
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  2. PrayingMantits

    PrayingMantits New Member

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    Heroin is a guildie!
    I demand a duel to take his head back
    And yours will look delicious on my castle walls :)
  3. corruption

    corruption Well-Known Member
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    Alternately, I propose this:

    You have framed the innocent Heroin, the player, and instead are yourself the drug trafficker. This is not a head of the player Heroin, but instead, 'a head of heroin', much like one would pick or purchase a head of lettuce.

    I dunno, I could be wrong. :)
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    corruption Well-Known Member
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    Dual post... forum lag!
  5. LeslieLilywhite

    LeslieLilywhite New Member

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    You mistake me for somebody who shares your same delusional concept that this nefarious man has any honor. I will not accept a duel to reclaim honor where there is none.

    Heroin no longer trafficks over our borders, and the world is a safer place. My job is done, unless of course you takeup the reigns of his illegal operations; beware lest the same 'dreadful' fate befall you!

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  6. PrayingMantits

    PrayingMantits New Member

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    i am trafficking cannibis and some cough medicine...
    P.S : search some ratmen butts there is a rare drop of sleep pills

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