The Sweetest Damn KEEP you ever did done see! SOLD

HOT DAMN PLAYAS YA BOY EARSNOT GOTTA NOTHER SWEET DROP AND COP FOR YALL!!

FEAST YO EYES MY GUYS:



WHERE IS THIS MAGNIFICENT BRICK BITCH THOUGH EARSNOT? I'MA SHOW YALL! SLOW YO ROLL!


IT'S RIGHT CHEAAAA, YALL KNOW COVE? YALL KNOW COMPASSION? THE BLOODY PLAINS?
YALL KNOW TNT TOWN?

PLAYA: BUT EARSNOT WHERES COVE ON THE MAP? WHERE THE MOONGATE AT?



HOMIES, ITS RIGHT HERE. YALL CAN SPRINT THAT SHIT IN A NY MINUTE.

PLAYA: BUT EARSNOT, WHATS THE SPAWN SITCH?



YALL LIKE WISPS? CAUSE THATS ALL YO FINE ASS GETTIN'
*FULL DISCLOSURE, THERE'S ALSO A HEALER THAT CREEPS AROUND THE FRONT BUT I HAD TO DISPOSE OF HIM BRIEFLY FOR SECURITY REASONS.

PLAYA: BUT EARSNOT CAN I FISH FROM THE ROOF?



HOMIES, YALL CAN FISH, PISS, AND WAVE AT SEXY ASS MERMAIDS FROM YO ROOF.
@wylwrk CAN SLEEP EASY.

PLAYA: DAMN EARSNOT, THIS SOUNDS LEGIT AS F, WHAT THAT COURTYARD DO THOUGH?



SECURE? LISTEN AT SOME POINT A FORMER TENNANT MIGHT LOG BACK IN AND SEE HIS LAZY ASS OUTSIDE HIS OLD SPOT, HES GONNA CHECK THE CY TO SEE IF YOUVE SECURED YO SHIT.
MAKE SURE YO SHITS SECURE AND IF YOU CATCH THE BUSTER, SPANK HIM AND CHASE HIM OUT THE HOOD. THIS YO TURF NOW SUCKA.

PLAYA: EARSNOT, WHY YO SHIT ALL IN CAPS?

IM EXCITED MY GUY!!!!!!!!

OK OK THE NITTY GRITTY, THE LOW DOWN, THE FINANCIAL SITCH....

SB: 8 MIL
- PEEP IT @Skydancer <3 (UNDER 20 MIL)
BI: 100K
MINNIMUM
BO: 15 MIL
I am putting a BO incase someone wants to join the BBBC or the DFABG (BIG BOY BUYERS CLUB & DON'T FUCK ABOUT BUYING GANG)


I ACCEPT:
GOLD @ GOLD
PLAT @ 8K PER
H COIN @ 4K PER

ABSOLUTELY NO: THREAD BUFFONING, CORNBALLS, SUCKAS, BUMBACLUTZ'S
I DONT CALL THE COPS ROUND THESE PARTS BUT HERBS GET HANDLED, YA FEEL?

24/48 GET SOME HOMIES!




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We have a SB playasssssssssssss

Get it get it get it!

I ain't even interested in buying his stuff sometimes but I look at every post he makes here.

Thank you my guy. You should bid though, I can see you lounging on that back section throwin looks at some fine ass mermaids with clam shells coverin' them sweet mer' titties. If you already got a keep, sell it, or I'll sell it for 10% comish my guy.

I wish there could be an alert when someone makes a new post. This dude is very colourful in his descriptions.

Free bump

Dude can sell water to a well!

@Earsnot You from the Northeast?

hype for a swell keep

South London homie.

You'd better not be a Chelsea supporter.

(free bump)

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Chelsea can fuck right off! Come on united!

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My guys, I'm getting all hot under the collar.

If this hits 10 mil I'm throwing in ladders and a bunch of oak tables for y'all to get secure with.