DAGGER ISLAND (ICE) KEEP FOR SALE (SOLD)

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  1. Earsnot

    Earsnot Well-Known Member
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    YO YO YO!

    IT'S YA BOY 'SNOTDOG AND I GOTTA SELL THIS KEEP!!!

    MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.

    SO PEEP THIS, LNOMER IS GOING TO BREAK BOTH MY KNEE CAPS IF I DON'T SELL THIS SPOT FOR HIM IN 48 HOURS, IF ITS MORE THEN 48 HOURS I'TS MY HANDS.

    YOU KNOW THESE GUYS DON'T FUCK ABOUT.
    HE SAID IF I DON'T GET IT GONE HE'S GONNA BURY ME.

    LOCATION WISE THIS SPOT IS PRIMO ICE CHECK IT OUT:

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    YOU GOT ENOUGH ROOM TO SWING 50+ CATS AND PRACTICE YOUR KARATE.

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    *SIDE NOTE: I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF ABOUT THE SPINNING WHEEL, IMAGINE THE ANARCHY BOYS SPINNING COTTON

    IF THESE WALLS COULD TALK THEY'D BE ALL "CALL THE COPS"

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    COURTYARD? LNOMER SAID HES NEVER SEEN A SINGLE MOFO ROLL IN ON THE SPOT AND HE WILL HAND OVER ALL CY RUNES GUARANTEED.

    YOU CAN'T FISH FROM THE ROOF BUT GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL A/F AND IF THESE POLAR ICE CAPS KEEP MELTING MAYBE ONE DAY YOU CAN.

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    *SIDE NOTE: THIS TRAINING DUMMY WHISPERED "FUCKING KILL ME PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KILL ME" AS I WALKED PAST IT.

    THERE IS ALSO A POSSIBILITY THAT IF YOU CAUGHT THE SPOT NEXT DOOR AND THE SANDSTONE THAT A FORT MIGHT FIT IN THIS SPOT.

    NEIGHBOURS COOL A/F LOW SPAWN AND A WANDERING HEALER THAT LURKS JUST OUT FRONT.

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    THE SPOT IS READY TO MOVE INTO - NO CHAIN.

    NOW LETS TALK CHEDDAR CHEESE MY G'S

    SB: 8.5 MIL
    BI: 100K
    BO: 10 MIL

    GOLD AT GOLD
    PLAT AT 8K PER
    NO H COIN

    AUCTION ENDS WHEN Y'ALL CALM THE F DOWN FOR 24 HOURS
    I KINDLY REQUEST THAT YOU KEEP THE REPLIES TO BIDS ONLY
    'PRECICATE IT
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  2. Lnomer

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    Sold! - @Earsnot knee caps are saved...
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  3. Earsnot

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    *removes bear traps from door ways*

    Thanks homie - congrats on the sale!
  4. merlin8666

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    where are the tin foil hats brigade?
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    JohnM Well-Known Member
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    That was a quick break
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  6. Balian

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    @Earsnot you still talking like that? :rolleyes:
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