YO YO YO! IT'S YA BOY SNOTDOG AND YEHAWWWWW COWBOYS.......HAVE I NABBED A FIESTY ONE FOR YOU TODAY! FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS STUNNING STONE SCOUNDREL! PHOWAR. WITH HALLOWEEN COMING UP THIS IS THE PERFECT H COIN FARMING HABITAT. PLANT AN ARCHER UP THERE, A SILVER BOW IN YOUR GRUBBY MITS A RESTOCK POUCH WITH ARROWS, BANDIES & POTS AND YOU GOOD SIR.....ARE COOKING WITH DAMMIT BOBBY. GAS, YOU'RE COOKING WITH GAS. INCLUDED IN THIS SALE IS THE LADDERS, THE PLATFORMS, THE 6 H COIN STACK (TO START YOU ON YOUR PATH TO BOOGER COIN DOMINATION) AND A CANDLE. THE CANDLE IS ESSENTIAL, I GOT A GREAT BULK PURCHASE DEAL. ALSO IF YOU\RE EVER GETTING THE CRAP KICKED OUT OF YOU UP THERE ON YOUR PLATFORM OF SUPERIORITY - JUST WALK A FEW TILES WEST AND YOU WILL DROP DOWN TO IMMEDIATE L.O.S SAFETY ON THE SECOND FLOOR. MY G'S - THE CHEDDAR CHEESE SB: 1.5 MIL BI: 100K MIN BO: 3 MIL GOLD AT GOLD PLAT AT 6K PER H COIN AT 3K PER AUCTION ENDS WHEN Y'ALL CHILL THE F OUT FOR 24 HOURS! GET IT! GET IT!
