ONE HOUSE ISLAND - FO SALE! ULTIMATE RECLUSE HOME! (SOLD)

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  1. Earsnot

    Earsnot Well-Known Member
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    YO YO YO!

    You know what.......I'ma let the screenshot do the hype.

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    Yea.

    Blanche Island.
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    No other house can be placed here.

    It is your own island.


    (thanks)

    You got a wandering healer, a troll, a mongbat, a headless one and me........once a week.....checking your house isn't decaying.
    You immediately become the smallest player run town where you are the mayor, the king, the president, the janitor and the most interesting, handsome and steeziest dude in town.

    Because it's just you.
    My G's the Cheddar Cheese.

    SB 3 Mil
    BI 100k Min
    NO BO

    Gold @ Gold
    Plat @ 6k Per
    H Coin @ 4k Per

    Auction ends when Y'all calm the F down for 24 hours.
    GET IT! GET IT!
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  2. The Crooked Warden

    The Crooked Warden Well-Known Member

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    Wow nice! Who owned this before?!
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    Cullinarn had a hiccup in his refreshes. He was sure he refreshed last week, but it fell. This is really the one spot he regrests losing.

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    Aye. Cero. Sad times. The saddest thing to me is seeing that someone cut all the trees down. I loved that forest. Incidentally, there are two sitting logs that are not pictured. They fell naturally, long ago.
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    In case anyone is wondering, I am bidding to return this to Cullinarn. Porr fellow needs all the help he can get. LOL
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    lol @ the disembodied troll legs in the picture.

    I was gonna bid on this, but hearing that @Cullinarn lost the house due to refreshing issues, I decided not to.

    Good luck getting it back!
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    Ahh piss. I got 500k towards your purchase of this house if and when it goes back to Cullinarn.
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    I'm sorry about the trees. The lumber was needed for another project I have making log cabins for the poor in my affordable housing scheme.

    For every tree I cut down I plant 2 though, as per the sosarrian governments ecological guidelines.

    The only item of value in this SST was a mushroom on the doorstep, I believe it held magical properties in the form of hallucinogenic adventures. Perhaps last time you were here you accidentally touched it before unlocking the door and hallucinated that you unlocked the door and refreshed it and that's what has caused this dilemma.

    Regardless I wouldn't steal a mans drugs so the mushroom will be returned to you.

    The other contents of the house, a dye tub, some fish steaks and an empty box confuse me as to why this is your favourite house but what a man does in his house is private and none of my concern!

    Please feel free to PM me to work out how I can better your situation.
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  12. Ripper

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    lol where is the rest of the wandering healer? You said the house comes with its own wandering healer but it seems to only have half of one!!
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    I never stated that it had a whole wandering healer.

    Bottom part the best part anyway.

    Also, I can't accept private bids.

    In the spirit of fairness please make your bids public!
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    I owned it in the past
    I refreshed it for a friend for about a year and they gave it to me
    I didn't need it so sold for fish tourney funds a few years ago
    Great spot
    Holiday event spawn will also appear here
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