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[01] <Nars> wow i geeked out to long trying to build that fireplace
[01] <Vlar> hehe
[01] <Vlar> UO decorating can suck you in.
[01] <Nars> staring a few inches from the screen for hours trying to click on flea sized pixels
[01] <Vlar> ^ UO in a nutshell
[01] * Vlar saves that quote
[01] <Vlar> lol

[22:36:34] <Beavertail> i've been playing lute on UO since 2001 but still only know one song

wins the thread

Ha. I almost posted this last eve =]

[12:02] <Avelmira> Telamon, please tell me you named your daughter Tela. That would be cute. And a little weird. But cute.

[23:11:20] <snakegandhi> waht about scrolls? are they just so easy to make that I ought to just keep blade spirits and gate and recall for myself and sell basically all others?
[23:11:35] <Xx-GoD-xX> keep EV too
[23:11:41] <Xx-GoD-xX> those are valuable for events like the one happening now
[23:11:59] <Sky> i don't even use change IRL
[23:12:02] <Sky> shits annoying
[23:12:11] <snakegandhi> kk
[23:13:34] <bwillb> I keep recall, magic reflect, mark, gate, and all 8th circle
[23:13:39] <bwillb> just because
[23:14:02] <Sky> should have resurrection, energy vortex, and earthquake on your loot-restock list
[23:14:09] <Sky> those drop all the time on event mobs
[23:14:36] <Sky> i like to keep 1 res scroll on me for when i get PK'd in hopes that they pick it up and rez me
[23:14:45] <bwillb> lol
[23:14:51] <[Not]_Hollywood> hahaha

@Sky

<Sky> I literally just set up 50+ retames on my tower while I'm making dinner for my son. Let's delay this patch for an hour so that my time didn't go to waste
<Hoominaga> Sky if you'd like I can come kill them
<Hoominaga> sounds like an illegal retame farm to me
<Deacon> surely sky has a permit
<Deacon> I can't imagine he wouldn't
<Hoominaga> I dunno Deacon
<Hoominaga> I guess I'll check for the permit
<Sky> i remember that whole sheep farm permit thing
<Sky> classic
<Hoominaga> I don't see a snow leopard permit ANYWHERE
<Sky> will the server update/restart for the patch cause all of my retames to disappear?
<Hoominaga> they wont last that long
<Sky> now now, how could you possibly know i am taming snow leopards

A few minutes later.....

<Sky> f*** you wild snorlax
<Sky> why do you have to waste peoples time like that
<Sky> f***ing retard losers
<Hoominaga> I'm sure he was just checking for permits
<Sky> absolute f***ing cancer
<Hoominaga> cancerous retard tbh
<Sky> f*** you hoominaga or whoever snorlax is
* Sky (Sky@Chat4all-1D93AF72.hsd1.va.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: )
<Hoominaga> And this ladies and gentleman, is why you don't say you have 50 retames in your tower

I <3 you pplz. )

[22:13] <qbradq> Where do nightmares spawn other than TK?
[22:18] <DarkWing> !nightmare
[22:18] <@UOR> Nightmare Spawn > http://uorforum.com/threads/nightmare-spawn-locations.2016/
[22:18] <qbradq> Dagum, that's handy Thanks for teaching me to fish there DarkWing
[22:19] <DarkWing>
[22:23] <Rockers> good luck qbradq i still havent seen one to tame

[09:09] <Jill_Stihl> Leps are out!!!
[09:09] <Jill_Stihl> ....will be great to read soon.

[14:57] <OMALLEY> *kicks door in*
[14:57] <OMALLEY> howdy uor~!
[14:57] <OMALLEY> hows everyone doing
[15:00] <UOR_4374> dammit, that was a brand new door! Who's gonna pay for that?!
[15:13] * TrojanCow Door_Salesman
[15:13] * TrojanCow is now known as Door_Salesman
[15:14] <OMALLEY> haha
[15:44] <~Telamon> Everytime Omalley does that i flash back to rick and morty and the door commercial
[15:46] <Vincent> i thought thieves never used the front door anyway
[16:06] * Goblinchild (~Goblinchi@Chat4all-DFEFF0CF.midco.net) has joined #Renaissance
[16:06] <JimmyTheHand> O'Malley has been known to favour a rear entrance, it's true.
[16:07] <Ron> ^what he said
[16:07] <Goblinchild> Is that why he's always sniffing around my backdoor?
[16:09] <JimmyTheHand> Correct. Exactly.

@O'Malley

Also, your post, a few above, did you highlight the text then screenshot?
Where's your rug gummy!?

[21:28] <Aris> when i was a kid, we had a family easter party, all the cousins had a hunt.
[21:29] <Aris> there was this one kid, same age but he had a bigger basket, and he was fast. before we could get 2 eggs, had had them all.

[18:47:08] <AlexCCCP> !status
[18:47:10] * UOR Server:RunUO 2.2 Items:10,000,611 Mobiles:187,242 Guilds:991 Online:505 Accounts:49,900 Uptime:63d 18h
[18:47:12] <AlexCCCP> HYPE

[15:06:37] <BunnySlippers> like I said the system is fine, I understand buying the eggs for the rewards and such
[15:06:50] <BunnySlippers> but I see where Jeebs is coming from, even though he was only in 1st from buying
[15:06:59] <BunnySlippers> and got outdone due to a time extension
[15:07:01] <Boreder> bunny, in the end, you are complaining about an online easter egg hunt
[15:07:08] <Zyler> lmao