Top Shots July 2019

TOP SHOTS July 2019

We will have prizes for 1st, 2nd & 3rd

PhotoShop etc is allowed
Screens taken in-game are preferred but not compulsory
Please don't just post random pictures!
DO NOT dump your razor screenshot folder here. Collages of kill shots are acceptable.
Please stay on topic.



Closing Date: Last day of the month at midnight (I tally "votes" sometimes a day-ish late, just fyi)

Winners will be judged based upon the amount of likes each picture receives. The winning pictures/names will be submitted to STAFF for trophy creation.

RULES:
These rules are to assist with moderation and hopefully keep Top Shots on topic with zero trash talk. Please take your gripes to Trash Talk. Your issues with me, my friends, staff or your marital problems belong in Trash Talk, not in Top Shots. I'm not doing this for me, this is for the community.

1. Top Shots is to benefit the community, not to benefit your ego. PvP kill shots, house looting, thievery, idocs, are all acceptable submissions. However, Keep your gloating to a reasonable level.
2. Engaging in trash talk, derailing Top Shots, or just being a negative nancy is going to result in a violation.
3. Initial violations are given a warning. Repeat offenders will find their submissions and votes negated for that month. Consistent violations will earn a permanent "ban" from Top Shots.

Didn't make it back from his trip to North Korea.

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Waking up in the middle of the night ...

I come downstairs to this??


Ahh .. I guess the joke's on me.

Raising provo would be easy they said.

They're not as scary when you don't use dragons to kill them.



Just kidding... still tough mofos

When you spend your entire vacation fishing @Zyler's tournament and don't win.

Fishing without a permit.

Once upon a time in a far far away land a a young lad was MiDing his own business wandering about the lands when he came across a large majestic tower. His father had always told him to stay way from the area he was now encroaching upon, he had told him bed time stories of the vile people that lived in such lands. But the young lads curiosity was getting the best of him this day, he went further and further until he reached a massive towering structure many times greater than the thatched roof cottage he lived in. The land looked friendly so against his better judgment he approached the behemoth of a home, he reached out his clenched fist and gave a small knock. Expecting a "fee fi fo fum!" response he was quite surprised when the home welcomed him with open arms!

He quickly walked into the house, closed the door behind him and his eyes were glowing as noticed large amounts of riches he had only heard stories about growing up. Quickly he started gathering bags to put shinny gold coins and brilliant white platinum in, he wanted to hurry before the abominable creature awoke that lived here. He scurried up the stairs with bag after bag making his way to the roof top. As he approached the final flight of stairs he could see the glowing blue sky and sun smiling at him. His head poked up and his heart raced with excitement as he discovered a massive stash of 41,000 Molotovs!

After what seemed like for ever he finally threw the last bag off the roof top and left the lands to never return again! The young lad could hardly contain himself with the excitement of returning home with his new found riches to share with his family!

@Fatty Mike I promise I won't waste the firebombs!

@Ron Jeremy looks like it was one hell of a haul - get anything good?

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
To my AFK tamer friends of The Jhleom Pits. Order and Safety has been restored...
The Jhelom Ripper and his rideable polar bear have perished!
After 485 murders of helpless AFKers he has finally faced the fate he deserves!

He was even so kind to leave a rune and key to his house on his body

Feel like major credit is due to lincecum on this one. The only one to EVER get the Ripper.

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It's not very often you stumble upon history being made but indeed i did. The rippers been giving me headaches at the pens for a few days now so i check my journal log and saw him. I rush in with my other toon and i see a dead polar bear and the remains of the ripper. Then two other characters duking it out. I suspect the ripper was trying to safeguard his head and get it back but to no avail. Also you can see the death history of the ripper on the website here. Only one death-- by one person on 7/10/19. Pretty cool.

Ohhh the plot thickens. Just came across this next to my tamer in training.





Thought it was funny he called the Sosarian ripper a cheap knockoff.

Also, being a red blooded American i responded the only way i know how.

Great prices here.

They really don't mouse around. Didn't hear a squeak out of the competition.