I know this particular sub-forum is designated as a place for tales of in-game activity, but I felt compelled to share this here. I found this hanging near the door at my wife's salon, discarded by what I can only assume was a satisfied customer, no longer needing to hide beneath the cap. Though the name isn't completely accurate, as soon as I noticed it, I immediately began thinking of all the fantastic stories I've read here. Thanks to all who have contributed to my entertainment. It is greatly appreciated!
I'd really enjoy seeing you put this hat to use. Please wear it at the next hot-dog eating contest you attend.
