Dear Boat owner in Vesper

Discussion in 'The Salty Dog Tavern' started by Tabby, Jul 16, 2020.

  1. Tabby

    Tabby Well-Known Member

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    You have been refreshing this petty excuse for a bath tub for weeks now. It is time to give it a rest ;-).
    Tabby, Jul 16, 2020
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  2. Tabby

    Tabby Well-Known Member

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    I see what you did there!
    Tabby, Jul 16, 2020
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  3. HateCrime

    HateCrime Well-Known Member
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    This is my favorite post on this entire forum at the moment.
    HateCrime, Jul 16, 2020
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  4. Tabby

    Tabby Well-Known Member

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    We're growing impatient! Move. Your. Boat!
    Tabby, Jul 16, 2020
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  5. Ron Jeremy

    Ron Jeremy Well-Known Member

    I suppose you could purchase said boat for a nominal fee?
    Ron Jeremy, Jul 17, 2020
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  6. FisuUO:R

    FisuUO:R Well-Known Member

    You could try killing him everytime he tries to refresh the boat? The process for it should be enough for the murder should you be prepared.
    FisuUO:R, Jul 17, 2020
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  7. Tabby

    Tabby Well-Known Member


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    Is it yours?
    Tabby, Jul 17, 2020
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  8. Ron Jeremy

    Ron Jeremy Well-Known Member

    lol, I might know the owner, seems the anchor is broken and stuck in the down position and the keys broke off in the plank locks!
    Ron Jeremy, Jul 18, 2020
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  9. Zyler

    Zyler Well-Known Member

    Hrmmm.....

    Maybe.....maaaaybe
    leave a tribute of cookies!

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    Zyler, Jul 18, 2020
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  10. Tabby

    Tabby Well-Known Member


    Now that's a suggestion worth trying! I even helped loading them onboard!

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    Tabby, Jul 18, 2020
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  11. Tabby

    Tabby Well-Known Member

    Welp, that didnt work. The cookies are gone and the boat is refreshed, yet again.
    Tabby, Jul 19, 2020
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  12. Billy Hargrove

    Billy Hargrove Active Member

    ...why didn't you just poison the cookies?
    Billy Hargrove, Jul 19, 2020
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  13. Tabby

    Tabby Well-Known Member

    I try to barter in good faith. To no avail.
    Tabby, Jul 19, 2020
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  14. Pharoah

    Pharoah Well-Known Member

    I laughed my ass off when i seen this post. Epic!
    Pharoah, Jul 19, 2020
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  15. Goblinchild

    Goblinchild Well-Known Member
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    Starting to get crowded there it seems

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    Goblinchild, Jul 20, 2020
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  16. Tabby

    Tabby Well-Known Member

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    How about woman? Someone named Ron Jeremy sure must be able to appreciate a beautiful lass!
    Tabby, Jul 20, 2020
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  17. Tabby

    Tabby Well-Known Member

    Aaand we've got competitors, or perhaps wasted seamen interested in joining the ranks of the Fishermen Union?

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    Tabby, Jul 20, 2020
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  18. Tabby

    Tabby Well-Known Member

    There is something properly wrong with my house. It attracts the weirdest of people.


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    Tabby, Sep 26, 2020
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