2 suggestions that will make this shard sparkle

Discussion in 'Renaissance Discussion' started by Maltman, Jul 4, 2015.

  1. PaddyOBrien

    PaddyOBrien Well-Known Member

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    hahah I'm so thrilled I found this, I honestly couldn't remember if this was real or if I had imagined or dreamed I read this because I couldn't find it for the longest time!
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    wylwrk Well-Known Member

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    You know what? Actually curses to you good sir.

    I'm now going through some of my old stuff and cringing so hard I threw my back out.
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  3. Hoominaga

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    What did I just read...
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  4. Newt

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    Im laughing so hard... wahahahahahahaha.
    The game, the community, the IRC, the forums. Damn. I've had some good laughs since i joined UO:R.
    Loving everything related to this place so far.
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  5. Pirul

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    lol

    I missed this thread as it was in my "retirement" period.

    Delivers better than the USPS!!
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  6. Everlast

    Everlast Well-Known Member
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    Gender identity?!?!
    To be era accurate, whatever happened to just being a lesbian trapped in a man's body?
    The times sure have changed!
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  8. Erza Scarlet

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    @PaddyOBrien thanks for all the wonderful work youre doing for the shard.
    Be it ingame or on the forums - you will always be one of my favourite people here!
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    Very good re-read
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  10. Jazzy

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    I've been on this shard nearly 3 days now.

    This has absolutely made my day. Maltybaby, being deceived by a fake female is devestating. Brings back Diablo II days, where I got so much fat free loot. The only thing that got me caught, was the damn bra size question. I got the letters down, but had no idea at the time that they're alpha-numeric. I mean, come on!

    Being decieved as a female from a fake male, well, that's something I haven't ran into yet, but surely willing to try. I bet I would have better luck and could answer those damned zinger of questions easily!

    So, the only question here really is, what's your type and how much will you pay? Do you like long hair, short hair, pasty white, tiny of Hebrew?

    As far as coding goes, are you part of the hacker group named Anonymous?

    Fingerprint scanning to identify my gender? I really like this idea. Let's patent it, sell it to McDonald's, and require all customers to scan before they choose a meal. I mean, because based on your logic (which makes perfect sense) girls shouldn't eat as much as men. When they do, it's like faking being a man. Or vice verses! Now we've crossed industries sir. I'm pretty sure Ronald would like to hear about how "females" have been defrauding his double cheeseburger market.

    Oh btw Monday's, Wednesday's, & Friday's 63/M/NE. Tuesday's, Thursday's, & the weekends F/18/CA. It could be something special.
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  11. Avery

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    WTF LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLOLOLLLLLOOOOOLLLLLLLL
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    Hahaha brilliant read. Thanks for necroing
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    Lol @ the in game female character thing.

    I'm 6'5" 240 lbs of all good looking hunk of a man, playing "Witchcraft" female character in game. Sorry to burst your blue balls.

    -Al
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    Lol
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    Add T2A style - Tinker Trap PK's, the container rules on boom boxes is just fakked here.
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    This is going to be a weird experience for you.
    Your idea, exciting in prospect as it is, is unfortunately no where near as exciting as this absolute relic of a forum post you’ve just blown the cobwebs off.

    What the fuck did I just read 3 pages of?
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  19. PaddyOBrien

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    Why, a great archeological find, that is!

    Ancient drama posts, unearthed like fossils... now on exhibit for new players to see what it was like in the before time, in the long long ago.

    Also, I read the initial post and thought it was the same guy unearthing it. I figured someone had better hide @Jill Stihl until it all blows over!
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  20. Jessie

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    Look I just followed a link in Discord and plopped in a comment. I didn't pay attention to see how old it was. Ever fucked up before?
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