Platinum Sink: Blessed Blue 1st Anniversary Long Boots (BLACK FRIDAY UPDATE)

Do you ever find yourself mindlessly doing Champs and Harrowers, week after week, year after year, until the only dopamine you can feel anymore is a brief, tiny<deleted>flash from a loot explosion -- and yet for some unknown reason you persist, hoarding wheelbarrows of platinum even as you watch it lose more and more of its value with every ticking second?

Then this is the auction for you!

These boots don't come around that often, and are guaranteed to give you a longer lasting hit of Ultima Online dopamine. Sure, it will fade, leaving you feeling empty again soon enough, but at least you'll own these rare boots.

These boots specifically:

https://uorforum.com/threads/sold-1st-anniversary-boots-1284.55069/

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BO ONLY: 5,000 Platinum or 1k+ Ethereal Polar Bear
You want boots. I want ethereal mounts for my fishermen and miners.

What is a long boot?

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oh its these - regular boots?

That looks sick.

Don't tell Bart, but I am jealous he has that mask. Who has it now?

And to answer your question, a long boot is not a hooker boot, neither is it slippers.

Let me know if I can help with anything else.

what is a short boot?

A short boot is Uggs. It is not a very large boot. It is nearly sandals.

Bart still has bud and I still have mine.

Welcome back!

I’m sure you can tag him all you want about his mask, he’s still out walking the dog

Any chance you'd trade an ore cart for yours?

Oh, wait.

I prefer my first green sandals and matching mask

Horse Barding - bo, 500k

I don't want to gross you out, but if you got those sandals from Cynic, I had my hands on them at some point.

We found them in a nondescript small house IDOC. All junk but had 1st Anni sandals.

And I touched them.

I touched them a LOT.

(also Cynic has a smoll <deleted>)

Didn't come from him

Don't be mad I was smart enough to buy these for peanuts.

How is the toe room? Size wise... scale of 4 to 12... we talking like an 8?

Ecce homo! [behold the man!]

3 mil if my memory serves.

For the record, I'm only ever mad in game. I hope you feel the same.

Just want to make that very clear. The "hate", the factions, the revenge, to me that's part of the fun of this game. Without it this game is boring AF.

Now that that's out of the way, let's get to it.



While I am here, actually, I want to say your simps are a sad bunch of randoms. In our day, they wouldn't even make it as body parts in our corpse museum. Not trying to be a tough guy, be honest: no one way a single one of these trolls would make the cut. Seriously man wtf?

How the mighty are fallen.

SB Mask

Black Friday Deal!

PRICES SLASHED!

Depends on the size of the toe. For a sense of scale, fits one TrojanCow or 3 Cynics/Cynic simps.

I should probably stop.

Looks like for sure not his set