Santa Claus is coming back to the Post Office this year! He will be there December 22nd at 4 pm Pacific time to pass out gifts to the naughty and nice again! However, this year Santa decided he was going to up the game and give 10 people a chance to get the finest items created by his elves! So this is a mini event until Santa Claus comes the first ten people to post a message to Santa Claus (in this thread) explaining why they should not be on the naughty list anymore will be the winners and will receive their special gifts on the 22nd plus whatever else Santa has for you.
Dear Santa, This year, I've only taken two murder counts, and they really deserved it - a Jhelom pens blue griefer and the guy yelling "guards" at the Moonglow zoo, getting everyone's provo targets guardwhacked. I've shared my rum with everyone who's asked, and I haven't even used their drunkenness to steal their ships. -Captain Morgan
Santa, I am sorrrrrrrrry, ohhhhh so sorrrrry, but you have to understand that I am me and that in itself is a complicated life to live! pst *I still believe in you but dont you dare tell anyone or there will be no santa left* ...now let me off your lap you pedaphile, dont think I dont feel that thing poking me in the bottom! MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Dear Santa, This year I have fed my dragons only the finest bits of other, lesser dragons. No more leftover lamb haunches for my lovelies! I have dragged the rarest of the rare animals and monsters kicking and screaming to be confined in small, cramped spaces in the Moonglow Zoo to half-fill 3 scrolls which I'll never actually complete. They'll spend their days in a red haze, not knowing why the sound of lutes and tambourines cause them to want to murder an animal that's twenty feet away on the other side of a fence. I think I deserve to not be on the naughty list because of how well I've kept my stable and how much I've contributed to the wondrous zoo for all the nonexistent children to enjoy! <3, Kordavox
Dear Santa, I like to think I'm a fair person, however you must take the good with the bad. The yin-yang effect-- When I made shelter at PwN champ spawns - a fellow was chirpin' at me robbin the ratmen..So I EVed his pets ....then I continued robbing the ratmen. Musicman
Dear Santa, I want a pony and a magic wand and a fortress and a server birth rare........ Oh wait, I'm supposed to convince you that I've been good? ..................................... ............................................ ...................................................... Those counts that I took, those guys had it coming. They were bad, bad men. I should get a medal from Lord British, really.
Dear Santa, I would like to be taken off of the naughty list once and for all. I understand now that having my dragons attack you when you slide down the chimmeny to deliver presents crosses the line. I put your life in danger and put every bodies Christmas in jeopardy. For this I am very sorry. I have stabled my pets this year and I assure you there will be no issues. -Elhorno
Dearest Santa Claus, I personally think that I am a decent citizen of Vesper. After all, I haven't murdered a single person! I may be a little selfish when it comes to the Elder Gazer spawn… but can you blame me?! There are plenty of other profitable spawns anyway… right?
Dear Santa, I'm naughty, and I need a naughty list for the library, so I'd like a tour of the north pole so I can kill an elf and get a elven tome too while I'm there.
I haven't been stealing, because I killed a resist session, but when I'm not a murderer anymore, I'm going to be stealing.
I think gideon has one, you can slide down the chimney and steal it for me. I'll give you some cookies and I wont try to poison it this year and steal everyone elses gifts!
Dear Santa, I've been trying and trying to do better this year. Only one non-red character was slain this year and that was a case of mistaken identity...I swear! When I have the time, i've practiced my PvP, helped with a rune library, and encouraged others to play more UO. I'm a good Knight of Sosaria, I swear. ~ L / S
Dear Santa, I had rough year...for personal reasons. I have still tried to remain true to myself and apply myself respectably to others in this game, and in RL as well. I have what I consider to be at the very least a "good" character, and at the worst an "ok" one. I participate in as many events as I can, help those in need when possible, and call out those who are scum whenever I am able. Also...I love you. -Mobolin
Dear Santa, I promise to continue the unbridled slaughter of the dark elves this year. I think they're not on your team any more because they're evil, but please accept my sincerest apologies if there is some miscommunication here. Humbly, Dalavar Elfmage
Thats it! Ten have plead to Santa Claus and shall be rewarded! Don't fret if you didnt make it Santa will still come to deliver gifts to the rest of the world on the 22nd of December at the Post Office!!! Telamon you dont count for magical elf rewards!
Dear Santa, I would like Peace in Britannia... ...would like to Feed the Hungry... ... and a Trammel Stone.