UnCompromised Court Yard Fortress and bridged L Tower giveaway

I'll deed it up, turn it in for cash, and then use said cash to fuel the next Golden Girl scavenger hunt *.




* (or buy a bunch of cow statues with the cash)

^at least your trying^

Convince me

I'm really gonna miss buying your ingots man, I really hope this is just an April fools deal but I have noticed your absence, hopefully someone makes good use of the property.

I will use the property as a set piece in Viva de Vaca, which I plan to resume once I stop being so damn lazy. Any day now. Yep...

Afterwards, I will auction it off and it will fetch a premium, just like those houses that get used in movies. Did you know that the house from Home Alone is up for sale with a list price of $2.4 million? Crazy. That was a good movie. My favorite part is when the paint cans hit the burglars on the stairs. You know the scene. What? You don't remember it? Fine, lemme go find a youtube link.



Another movie I like is The Matrix. Did you know that Will Smith was originally targeted to be Neo? He turned it down in order to work on Wild Wild West. That worked out pretty well. Though I guess he was pretty gracious about it all afterwards and said that he probably would have botched the role had he taken it. Speaking of Keanu, did you know he gave about $75 million to the stuntmen, costume, and special effects teams of the Matrix? "I know kung fu", indeed.

Anyways, where was I? Something about stairs...? Oh right, auctioning the house. Once it sells, I will use the gold to put my kids through college, pay off my mortgage, and probably buy some cow statues. Not necessarily in that order.

Yes, I know most of those, I read reddit also. ^not a winner but damn good try ^

Although I am not one for handouts, if given to me I would make it home to the Brit Archers. It would be decorated in an Archery theme and all archers in guild would call it home. Ever since I have started making the archer ctf videos I have been getting a lot of interest about joining Brit Archers. Have around 7 or so in skilling and will be guilded upon completion. I would make this a guild house because thats what the fortress was really made for.

I'll liquidate my assets (already done.) fill it up with 10 mil worth of small piles of loot... and then drop it.

I will send you naked pictures of my gf and her stripper friends.

I will also dedicate this property to the grand opening of UORs first and most classy of brothels. I will have sexy vendors in each room selling themselves.

Be respectful. Wear a gorget.

^ winner

SExorcist's Brothel

^im liking it so far, tell me more^

Why cant we all be winners?

IMO dont quit, start playing 24hrs a day and be a positive influence on the server,

Barring that, sell the properties and trash barrel the gold to support the economy.

^not a winner^

Had to mine alot of ore for the 4 mill to buy this, (castle plus fort deed)

I don't need the place. Got a Fort just to the north and east of this one. What I do need is an Ethy, so I would either sell the place to a deserving Rich person and use the gold to buy what I REALLY need(want). Cause afterall its a pixel game, no one NEEDS anything here.

What I really want is an Ethy so I can die in style during factions, Stealth in, steal the sigils, mount up and ride off

Good luck man with what ever you decide to do with this place and in real life

You want events? This is the place.
Gambling. Sexy vendors. Illegal transactions.

Wipe your feet, walk in. Grab a drink. This place is for high end ballers.
Center of the fortress will have a runway for which we will hire players who want to test their lingerie on the eyes of the mighty warriors in UOR.

Getting a little randy eh?

Come up to one of the 8 rooms and relieve some of that wallet on Karen.. she will show you a good time.
Not into Karen huh? I understand.. short haired girls might not be your game.

Try Becky.. just grabbed her from the illustrious Britain bar scene.. worked as a bar wench..
She's hot. She's waiting.. She won't hurt ya. Unless you pay for it.


I was going to do this on a tower.. but it just won't be the same.

^Hahaha

i for one always get excited playing Ultima, wouldnt it be fucking fantastic to go ouy killing boss mobs or pking to come back grab a drink, take off the armor or leather (except the gorgot) and relax maybe drop some loot on becky AND karen. finally someone or something who can relieve all the stress or Adrenalin from hunting, crafting long hours, or PKing......... i want this, i need this to happen.....Ultima Sex. finally!

I agree with Gideon concerning just taking a break and refresh. (unless you've already done that,lol) I took about a four month break last year.

I do like the idea of giving it to newer players. Wish there were a way staff could make the fortress static; with some way to allow newer players to still use the rooms. Perhaps one room per account or IP for a month. that would give the player plenty of time to become established and save up some gold for own place. than the room would be opened up for another player's use. The large rooms could be sit up for crafting, sparring, with verious lock picking crates. Etc. No clue how this could be done, or if even possible, or if staff would even want to....But.. nice idea, I think.

I'm not putting my name in the pot... I have Wispfelt and a couple other homes. So I am well set housing wise.

Just giving suggestions.

You'll be missed if you do decide to leave.

Whichever way you choose... Have fun

Westra

I Rumplemintz hereby declare that if there is gambling and hookers I am on board