It is our pleasure to report that Amalia, Knight of Sosaria was hereby audited this afternoon and found guilty of tax evasion. As you may know, the penalty for tax evasion under RRG law is death upon sight and immediate forfeit of all accessible available goods during sentencing. Any party present, such as a horse, is considered an accomplice and such crime is also punishable by death. She was seen not paying her taxes in Yew, a recently acquired RRG land and sentencing was immediately carried out upon her doorstep. All Commercial goods were confiscated along with her head. Knights of Sosaria are urged to pay their taxes to the currently appointed gracious Lord Lewis at the Robber's Roost Gang Tax Collection Outpost located at the center of town in Yew, northeast of the KOS library. Failure to do so will result in the continuing audits of KOS personnel in the same manor. Previous audits have taken place numerous times to no avail in regards to taxes paid. I'm Curly Sue of the RRG Tax Division and I approve of this message.
I is running around the lands of KoS but all I ever see is other KoS members and a few cowardly incognito players that want to hide in gz. I thought this was going to be fun. So much for thinking.
My business associates and I shall be investigating this foul business of RRG's. Fear not! Business shall be booming again soon!
I must admit, I have no idea who Amalia is nor do I see them on our Guild Roster. It is my belief that the Rampant Roving Goons have made a mistake here.
