UORers - we've seen the best decorated homes... now bring out the ugly! Presenting... It was 2015 when @Senzek brought us the very first Ugliest House Contest and after 5 years, it's time to see what new levels of ugliness are waiting for us in our fine lands. The rules are simple and a combination of Senzek's original rules and my own: Submit a screenshot of your messiest, ugliest home or room. [Empty homes are forbidden - this is for the ugly!] This should be your primary home and not a deliberate mess to enter this contest. [It must be your home, no submissions for others or clutter shaming!] If the judges are reasonably certain your submission is fraudulent, it will be disqualified. Have fun with this - it's supposed to be fun! Duration and prizes: This contest will run from today, August 29th to Friday, September 4th at 11:59PM EST. Winners will be chosen and announced on Saturday, September 5th! 1st place: 150k gold and a lockdown expansion deed to help get you organized. 2nd place: 100k gold 3rd place: 50k gold (Possibly trophies for the winners if UOR staff approves!) Note: This is not a Likes driven contest. Winners will be chosen by a small group of judges. For reference: 2015 Ugliest House Contest
I have one house that has no love at all. Here I organize mibs, drop all my cub and store some decents items to be moved later. Nothing that awful as I saw on the 2015 thread (jesus...) but ugly still.
Bottom Level I really don't know what the hell is going on here but I love the unique stone chair table! Pffffffft Second level completely unorganized Third floor YEP! Top Floor My favorite! Xmas tree bar with a blue couch and a hot tub! HOT TUB TIME MACHINE BABY!@
Behold my Moonglow estate, where i come to do Bods, store random stuff and enjoy the art exhibition. And yes this is my first house and the deco has evolved organically during my year on UOR Floor 1 Floor 2
WARNING: The images you are about to view may, or may not, change your perception of what it's like to live in the largest house in the game. First...The rubble roof corner area with not much going for it place: Second...The should be shops but is just oak counters with bags or are empty rooms + the northwest junk bag 2 bench and ore area: Third...The huge room with bags, books, and a chest that should be a maginificent hall but isn't room: Finally...The another bunch of bags in a room and very empty other rooms but we have fishsteaks to the north east wing:
I don't know how I feel about shaming myself so publicly, but here we go. This is the fort of my Trinsic fortress compound. I bought this intending it to be my everyday living space. Over the three-ish years since I bought it, it has gone through some attempts at decoration (as you can see from the Western hallway/rooms). From left to right in the hallway, we have: fishing stuff, cloth-related things, reagents and potions, and of course smithing junk. The main room is actually very organized, but nothing more than piles on the ground with some small indicator or what is inside the bags. This is POST CuB clean-up of my phat lewts. It was much worse beforehand. The big picture: A sample of things hiding in dark corners of this mess that deserve to see the light of day: Go ahead, UOR... shame me. I deserve it.
God, the fort is a huge piece of shit ... and if you make a borda there, it will be dog shit in cow shit. To decorate the fort well, you need to dislike real life very much ... The worse your fort is, the more people will get to know you outside the Internet.
Thanks to everyone who contributed to share their messiness with the public. The winners have been chosen and are as follows: 1st Place - 150k and a @Puck - even though there's some serious Trammel showoff in those containers, the rest of your place is a mess. The messiest in fact. Congrats! 2nd Place - 100k for @hayes - you've got that log cabin floor nearly completely covered! 3rd Place - 50k for @Zyler and his messy fort! Please message me on Discord for prize pickup (starting 9/6 as I will not be online this evening). Thanks again folks!
Trophies and prizes have been distributed! @Krampus @FisuUO:R @Winter @rick - I've got trophies for you all as well for being willing to share your messy houses. Thanks to @Samorite for the awesome trophies!