A Game of Pwns

-Prologue-​

The voyage left from the windswept walls of the Yew Prison. The sun blazed down upon the corpse of many sheep, that were found to be without permit, over-populated. Blood soaked wool in tow, I set off to securely bank them, and then continue my watch. Eastward the party traveled, past the haunted crypts and downward into the valley of the beast. The purpose? To discover whether the LOL Tower was still in use. Since our previous adventure, Google has been relocating to a keep on the dagger isle' at the mouth to the mountain of the shrine: Honesty. Previous expeditions have verified this claim.



The adventurers travel onward, so seek the remains of the LOL tower, the beasts Lair.



At the camp, there was no sign of Google, just a smouldering fire where he once camped. Saddened by this news, one cA ranger tracked the surroundings, just to be sure. "I've found something!" they exclaimed. But this was not good news... not good news at all...

There was a hive of villainy detected nearby! Just beyond the borders of the Chaos Mountain, into the valley of Wind, there stood a lone villa with not a person around. The proficient rangers passed through the perilous rock, and further investigation discovered the cause of the evil coming from the mountain...

It was the Blaise, The Mad King...

A Game of Pwns, Chapter 1​

There are at least 3 parts to this epic, the rest is to follow shortly....

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/me disappointed

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Patience is bitter but its fruits are sweet!

But then you cA guys know all about patience don't you, you sneaky rascals

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Patience is not what makes Snap so dangerous. It's the dedication and the endurance ...

She doesn't sleep. She only logs out to make edit pictures or animate gifs of her latest adventures. She only eats once per week and drinks only the tears of her enemies. As they are very salty, there is no scientific explanation how she can survive but for some dark reason her heart goes on.

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HAHAHAHABWAHAHAHA^ infinity

Only drinks tears of her enemies, and baths in their treasures. I'm still waiting for cA to inspect Paws. I've left the doors unlocked. We have heard reports that they are in the forest from the knights of the eternal realm (tkb), but it seems the power of the sapphire maiden conceals Paws from cA's scouts....

Of course it also helps that we don't have any sheep farms.

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BOO! I want this story!

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Their mindless loot zombies are mesmerized by the sparkles from the Shrine of Spirituality ...

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When is a good time to start popping popcorn etc?

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Careful mate, munching popcorn might get your ganked by C^V

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Disappointed i though this was a Game of Thrones post

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It is known

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Oh please post the death of the character who picked the lock! The tale wouldn't be complete without it.
The box was mildly secured, locked down and locked and trapped with a GM Explosion trap. Only two people have claimed the rewards within in times prior.

Seriously has me lol'ing though, a classic to be certain.

Nobody died friend, as you may see from the images, the chest was identified as trapped, and the cA ranger tasked with logistics is an expert in taking your belongings safely without blowing up.

I'll put up the other parts later, I'm too lazy now.

Queen in the north! Queen in the north!

Ahhhh, I see, I missed that bit in the first viewing. Well done and quite honestly, the best cleaning of that container there ever will be. It's well beyond your evil reach now.

Nice with several episodes! The start shows it be a worthy epic!

This is a great trailer. Nobody post any spoilers please !!