So while I was about to head out of work had some downtime left I figured id spend a little time to try to reel in a 150 plat fish before Zylers 7/1/17 tournament ended. http://uorforum.com/threads/canada-day-fishing-tournament.24723/ Soon after beginning....a few fish and 1 "cigarette" trip later & Im kidnapped by this delusional terrorist. & thrown into a jail! While I was mad I only had 1 fisher left to fish with, It was my fault.. I figured Id make the best of things. I couldnt get the whole conversation due to being at work but the bits I did I hope some enjoy, some parts may be hard to follow After multiple escape attempts, I tried to plea with my captor who I thought was the man in the green shorts Tang. They ignored me. So being backed into a corner my instincts were to Corp Por my way out. The Trammel was to strong. So I decided to continue my amazing decoration process of the room & put rotten fish everywhere. I then calmly sat down. Alas the terrorist exposed himself! We exchanged glances had some words.Then played a round of musical chairs. He tried to pick up my mess, so while distracted I took a look around. Discovered Unknown is an informant/NARC and will betray you! Then discovered a pro tip on how to git gud with secret powers VIA raw fish.(Watch out Pax) Learning my new powers I challenged him to duel! & like most jails things got weird lol. He then teleported around after a few failed teleports Like most on UOR he clearly doesnt take constructive criticism well. So when i told him to git gud he tries to order me around like some jail slave but... I then had to leave work. Lesson of the day kids dont smoke & def dont go afk to smoke and accidentally leave your fisher macro going! Or you might end up stuck here with DeScrubbo. All jokes aside DeSorrow was very cool. I actually enjoyed my stay in jail. A++ for good staff!
