An address to the city of Cove

Greetings good citizens of Cove!

I have been aware of the orcish problem plaguing our fair city. I hear your concerns.

The smell of garbage, unwashed Orc ass, and feces is strong.... and chokes our nostrils when it wafts over the mountains.

Our children cannot play in Loch Lake anymore because of the contamination of orc turds floating in from the orc fort...

Orcs have branded our cattle that wander in the city after doing who knows what with them.

I have heard vile rumors that they seek to feast on the fabulous green meat of my fabulous green horse!

The evil Orx chieftan @King Xor has rallied the orcs and grow stronger by the day, daring any unlucky souls to venture into their fort to feast upon them. Soon, they may overrun the city walls themselves.....

....not on my watch!!

There will be an announcement soon, and rest assured, the Mayor of Cove will not allow this orcish threat to continue!

Paddy O'Brien, Mayor of Cove and green horse enthusiast.

I support the orc party. They provide beer and hookers.

Har har! Da Horde clomp hummiez at liberry, bang wardrums all night lung makin hummiez restless sleep! har har Lung lib da Horde!!! Nuw da Horde uwn da COve waterz!!

@King Xor for mayor of cove 2018!!!!

Free Ale fur alla da Cuve hummiez un Orx wen Xor winz!

"Blood and Brews" the official slogan of our orc overlord!

Xorograaahhh!!

*sends out campaign staff to dig up dirt on @King Xor *

A vote for paddy is a vote for communism!

Vote for Xor a Orc of change and destruction!!!

Ancestry.com says that Xor's mother, aunt, and great gamgam were elves?

The city guard does nothing.


Houses outside the city burn; farms are pillaged. Fishing boats are attacked.


Yet the guard does nothing?!?!


The people have had enough. Shovels, fishing poles, & smithy hammers are being dropped. Family swords are being sharpened. Bows are being strung.


We the people have had enough! We are gathering. We are preparing.


Our homes must be defended.


Let the guards watch from their walls as we, the people, take back what is ours!

YES LETS TAKE BACK WHAT IS OURS BROTHER.

FOR TO LONG HAVE WE DONE NOTHING!

NOW IS THE TIME IMPEACH PADDY OBRIAN

VOTE FOR XOR

The people know the truth. They've seen the political struggle. The bureaucracy...

The mayor has tried... and failed.

Lord British has ignored him and the people's pleas! The guards hold the wall, yes, but at what cost to the people in the fields?

The mayor has seem his people's plight. He has called to the people, and they've answered.

The Militia has risen...They stand with the Mayor of Cove!

Soon the Orcs and all brigands shall be dealt with. Especially men like this "Scuba" with evil in their hearts who lie with the enemy. They shall all pay!

All the people know is what the mayor of cove tells them!

This evil mayor is experimenting on horses to make them green and soon your children will be next!

A vote for Xor is a vote for change, destruction, and ALE!!!!!!!

It's all the Orc doodie contaminating our drinking water turning our horses and children green!

See people this is what I mean the mayor of cove is telling down right lies! If the orcs urine and fecal matter was being deposited in the local water supply why is only the mayors horse green?!?


Wake up people of cove and stand with the orcs our glorious overlords!!!

The Horde is branding your cattle, they have run off the library visitors. The hummiez hab left Cove fur da ORX tu destroy!

There will be an announcement, today! Your orcish shenanigans will be kept in check!

Since the recent Orc invasion prices of homes have plummeted in the cove area

I Scuba will help the people of cove and buy your houses next to nothing. *evil laugh*

Da Shak right next to pass to Orx furt named Savage Orc CLan or summin, XOr wannu buy dat cabin!!! Hand it ubur nuw!