Attention Citizens of Cove

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  1. RIN

    RIN Well-Known Member
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    Of late, rowdy and destructive behavior has been ongoing in the various taverns and inns in the vicinity of Cove. This behavior has first and foremost been the result of over drinking and poor breeding of the Orcs under the command of the so-called " @King Xor ". Until recently the various owners and operators have tolerated this due to the coin these brutes have spent. Now, it has gone too far and the owners have filed complaints to the city.

    I, Pavel DeRin, commander of the Cove Militia has just been informed by the estimable Mayor of Cove, @PaddyOBrien , that this behavior is to stop. Over the coming days, official warning signs and notes shall be placed at these establishments notifying all that Orcs are to be banned from Saturday, 10PM EST onward. At that time, the Cove Militia will start paroling the greater area around Cove to ensure this new ordinance is followed.

    Be warned now, that at the aforementioned time, the militia will forcefully evict all violators. We, the militia, call upon all law-abiding citizens to stand up with the Cove Militia and help us begin the cleansing of our fair city. As we are all familiar with their bad tempers, we expect swift repercussions from the Orcs so all citizens out and about the city of Cove should expect trouble.
  2. PaddyOBrien

    PaddyOBrien Well-Known Member

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    If these orcs do not vacate the premises and cease all orcish shenanigans, the Cove Militia will act! In addition to the rowdy behavior, there are many health code violations being committed there, and cases of severe food poisoning. What kind of monsters would serve food that wasn't safe for human consumption??
  3. King Xor

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    Da Horde wil tak ubur Cove!
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  4. nolove

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    The filthy orcs need to be dealt with. How do i join this militia?
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  5. RIN

    RIN Well-Known Member
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    Hello @nolove ! We welcome all recruits to join the cause. Not sure if you heard, but mere minutes before the Militia's mobilization last Saturday, the evil @King Xor and his inbred horde attacked and sacked the City of Cove! Through a valiant effort from many brave citizens, we eventually wiped them out, but I am afraid the city's mayor, @PaddyOBrien is still washing Orc dung out of the buildings. He also asked for everyone to leave all doors open to try and get the stench out.

    If protecting Cove and the great area from Orcs and Brigands is something you think you're willing to aid in doing, come join us in the IRC channel #Cove.

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