Awake all ye brigands..

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  1. HoneyBooBoo

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    The nightmares of talking Sketti monsters, giant marshmallow men, and Mama June herself finally came to an end... Honey Boo Boo had been sleeping off a bender of go go juice and mountain dew in the brigand headquarters for months, laying in her own filth of empty bottles, crumbs, sketti, and halloween candy. Wobbling, she stood up amongst the garbage and stumbled out to the stone. She ran down the names on the stone, trying to figure out where they could be located. They had a job to do... to terrorize the countryside and find their leader, Mama Bayara! In the jumble of nightmarish creatures in her slumber, and amongst the even more nightmarish dreams of Mama June and her fork-lift foot, she could have swore she heard the voice of Mama Bayara whispering to them from somewhere, for them to continue their mission!

    "Ya'll better redneckognize child, the brigands are back.... again!!"

    @Bayara @One @Lord Krake

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