Azruk Thwarted

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  1. Spooner

    Spooner Active Member
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    Let it be known that those seeking the path to the dark side should look elsewhere lest their journey be in vain!
  2. Rex Draken

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    So who is he, what was he doing, and how was he thwarted? I love a good story.
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  3. Genuss Kaern

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    Aye, regale us all with a tale!
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    *lights up smoking pipe*
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    Azruk iz gug mojo ob de Bludchok'hai. Chuuz dem werdz karfullee.

    but yeah I'm curious too. Spill.
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  6. Duz-luk

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    Seems we're not getting a story here gentlemen



    I guess it was us, the readers, who were "thwarted'
  7. Spooner

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    Rumors had spread throughout town that a mountain pass had been overtaken by a family of trolls who had set upon innocents, slaughtering those who attempted to cross. This could not be allowed to stand and had to be dealt with posthaste!

    Finding no one to brave the challenge, I set out on a horse with no name and headed for the pass to do battle with these evil forces alone.

    The trolls were easy enough to find, the disgusting and vile creatures, the smell alone carried for miles on the air...

    Settling in to the slaughter, each troll was dispensed with my mighty axe, vengeful to deliver justice for those wronged by these vermin!

    It was as I fought to vanquish the final foe that an unsavory fellow on the path to darkness appeared from the shadows and set himself on me.

    Caught between the troll and this miscreant, it was a hard fought battle as he cast down fire and lightning upon me. I would not yield though; evil is not to be capitulated to!

    Finally I smote down this would-be cut-throat, smashing my axe into his head before finishing off the final troll.

    Let it be known, monster and murderer alike, we will not stand idly by in this world!
  8. Duz-luk

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    I stand corrected!


    A very good deed Spooner. I look forward to hearing more tales of your adventures and may man and beast alike learn from this lesson, not to wander on the side of darkness.
  9. Rex Draken

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    Well done Spooner, darkness must not prevail.
  10. Duz-luk

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    <<< also Spooner, I'm not sure if you already know this, but you can save a screenshot of someone's death by enabling the "Auto Death Screen Capture" check box, which is located under the Screen Shots tab in Razor >>>
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  11. Oni Neaufire

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    Best to leave those of the dark side remain dead and un-named, buried in anonimity, forever forgotten.
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