Would you like more cider sir? Ohh yub. Dabu pulga. Vishakt smiled as he looked up at old human. Very regal, proper, just the kind of human the orcs like to kill slowly. This one would live however. He was a gift from Baerron Jael. Vish wasn't sure how the demon did it but he didn't really understand magic anyway so he didn't waste time thinking about it. What was important is that this human could recite the story of what had occurred. The humans kept other races down by lying about how things went. Vish had decided long ago to adopt their techniques and see this weapon could be used for orckind. Ukee. Frum de tup. Blah wad uu gruk. Of course sir. The butler didn't seem phased by any of this. Vishakt briefly wondered what remained of his mind. The demon Baerron Jael had corrupted the Shrine of Justice. The men of the land were forming a party to cleanse it, as they have done three time before. The demon Baerron Jael had alerted you that they would embark from Yew under local leadership. They were seeking an item of great value, sir. He asked the orcs to take it from them. Yub. Deemun blah humies shu'uk en de Abbee. Deemun wunted id, bud urkz tinkun uz mebbe keeb id. Master Xegugg and Master Tar'shakt were sent to infiltrate the human group and acquire the item if possible. Dem wuz mazturz ob desguys. Hohohoho! As you say sir. They blended in seamlessly. After a....time.... the human's elite force set out. They travelled to a prison, unknowingly bringing the good masters in their company. They retrieved a rather scruffy fellow Dat humi wuz panzee bud beddur den de uddurz Duly noted sir. This man claimed to know the location of an item that would help to cleanse the shrine but insisted that they bring him with him. They set out once more with the brigand and were set upon twice. Once on the road and once more at the Graveyard. It was at this point that the masters saw the brigand escape to the south. Leaving the human force to deal with the undead masters Xeg'ugg and Tar'shakt followed him and confronted him at his base camp. Gug su phar. Den wad habbun? In exchange for his life the brigand told them about creatures named Emps, which held the item all sought. Having the knowledge you let the Brigand go free. Surt ob. yub. UU blah suu panzee. Nub eyetum! TREZSHUR!! Har. Agh Dem Empz....dem wuz skahun MUNKEEZ! hohohoho.... MUNKEEZ!!!! The old orc began laughing again. He choked on his cider as he was clearly amused. SKAHUN MUNKEEZ!! Yes. Delightful. As the location of the treasure was now known the orcs gathered and went to retrieve it. You found them, slaughtered several, and demanded the item known now as the Heart of Yew. And then sir when they just ignored you slaughtered them all. The group of men found you just as this was occurring. NUB SKIPP DE BEZT PURT!!!!! The old orc throws his cider jug at the old butler, missing badly but making his point. Before that occurred.... the Emps were defiled. Lord Ne'rull transformed himself into a gorilla and....well.....I'd rather not say sir. HOHOHOHO....id wuz su funi....uu shud hab ben der Den uz clomp dem...agh de humiez arrib The ground was soaked with Blood. Mostly human blood of course, but also some orcish blood mixed with it and the Emp blood near an large Yew Tree. The humans pushed onward, presumably to find the Heart of Yew while the orcish masters returned to the fort to prepare to make another run at them. While planning around the fire pit...a....Sky God sir? YUB. Skahun SKY GAWD. Dem reel. Right sir. The sky god appeared and was quite angry. He was screaming about something no one could follow Vish tinkun mebbe dem munkeez wuz h'eemz petz yes sir, it was likely the slaughter of the Emps. He struck Vish down and then unleashed a torrent of elementals that drove the orcs from the fort. It took some time to clear them out. So the fort retaken....you were late to set up an ambush near the shrine. Yub, wen uz ged der de humies ulreddi dere fitun deddies So when you attacked them they were caught in the middle. Many fell. There was chaos and confusion. A segment of the humans began to attack other humans. It was a splendid battle. Belok wuz pleeezed. Indeed sir. Unfortunately somewhere in the chaos you took a blow to the head and do not recall much of the battle at this point. yub dat tru. Mi membur sum doh In the end it appeared that the humans cleansed the shrine, but were badly broken in the process. Dem dun. Dem hab nub fite lebt in demz bonez. Ooo...agh uz peep de deemun dere clompun humies ta. Ah. So Master Baerron Jael was also there at the battle for the shrine. I will be sure to mention that. Did he fight well? Har. Ukee mebee. Deemun am nub urk. URKZ DE MITI CLOMPURZ! Deemunz neggzt. Den deddiez. Den byrdz. Den fishies. Den wurms. DEN Humies. HOHOHOHO!!! Yes. The butler clears his throat once. Well put sir. Sir? What happened then? Den uz leeb. Der wuz nubtin elz tu clomp. A fascinating story sir. I will spread it around so that all will learn to fear and respect the orcs of the Bludchok'Hai. Gug. Du dat. Agh ib uu peep de deemun blah urkz ulwuyz redi to clomp mure humies. Dat wad uz de bezt.
And in case you wonder how orcs kill time while waiting for humans during these events. They play games. Guess who lost this round.
I was curious to see how you guys were punished for killing the Emps. Glad to see justice was served!
Our fort got crazy with spawn at one point we had to abandon fort to take it back over. There could be some Ne'emps soon, thank Ne'rull.
