Bludmuun Am Kommin..

Da Ork ov de Bludklan am gittin redi tu appeeze da mitee Bludgawd. Heem demaynd uz tu sakrifyze mani oomies en heem nayme soh weem ken reseeve heemz blezzingz. Da Slawtur ov da Oomies am gunna bi Bubhosh en der nub playze dat am sayfe. Dat meen evin da panzee oomie gardz nub abul ta sayve lats. BLUD FER DA BLUDGAWD..... HOOWAHH BLUDKLAN!!!

::listens with anticipation for the sound of orcish war drums::

*looks over the walls of the Bloodrock Clan fort*

*squint and leans in*

*notices Muguk lacing up his humie stomping boots (yes from miles away) *

UKEE DEN. Ib eni Bludchok urkz wunt tu smash en humi skullz wif de Bludklan Vish enkurij id. Belok ulwuyz neeb mur solz.

Da moar Uruk da bettur, weylp bettur fer uzz bud nub soh much fer da Oomies. Har Har Har *snorts*

tyme?

Diz ubkommin dai wen da sunz leev da skii.