The Britannia Watery Department of Transportation would like to advise citizens that the overnight enforcement of parking restrictions has resumed in all watery regions. The new watery vehicle law, which falls under Section 13-616 of the Transportation Article of the Annotated Code of Wateryness, became effective five minutes before you read this notice. A violation pertaining to the idle parkination of boats with the intent of encouraging unlawful boarding and stuff can result in inpoundination and fines not to exceed 5,000 gold. This boat is possibly owend by a "Gilbert" who owns a lovely stone patio house just to the side of the Moonglow Academy of Arts. Some of the stuff you left on your patio was also impounded and sold to feed starving pirates in training.