chumbucket's Tales of Adventure: Short Editions

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  1. chumbucket

    chumbucket Well-Known Member

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    Find here all the short adventures not worthy of a full post but worth a gander, beginning with Juramandias.

    I met a bard from the lost lands,
    Who said—“Two vast and wooden legs of an orcish fort
    Stand outside Occlo. . . . Near the gate, on the ground,
    Half sunk a mad bull corpse lies, whose frown,
    And horned leather, and veneer of Trammel ,
    Tell that its tamer well those forum guides read
    Which yet survive, stamped on uorforums.com,
    The hand that BODed, and the heart that double-clicked a moonstone;
    And on the poster's forum signature, these words appear:
    My name is Gideon Jura, Lord of Trammel;
    Look on my Trammel-packed towers, ye Neon, and despair!
    Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
    Of that mad bull corpse, boundless and bare
    The lone and level Young player area stretches far away.”

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  2. Azoth

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    Very creative, O Chumbysshe Shelley :)
  3. chumbucket

    chumbucket Well-Known Member

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    Death to AFKers!

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    In Memory of PAWPAW
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    And all the rest.

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    Knife fighting is really more a pvp skill.

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    Someone stole my intellectual property.

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    I peaked nearly a decade ago :(

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    Illegal lumber trade busted.

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    I can't remember if he bough it back!
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    A proud NOA member.

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    This gentleman believes the best way to spread his ill-thought out message is via UOR character names. I think my next character will be named 'Tariffs are slightly too high but important nonetheless.'


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  4. Fullmetal

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    cA only makes this server more entertaining :D
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