Cove Militia annexes the Orc Fort

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  1. PaddyOBrien

    PaddyOBrien Well-Known Member

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    In the absence of @King Xor and any organized orcish resistance, By proclamation of the Mayor of Cove, the Orc fort is hereby annexed by Cove and will be leveled by 250 mages hired to cast earthquake at the same time. The remaining orcs will be deported via boat to live in the slums of Britain, because after the renovations that will include fancy studio apartments, trendy coffee shops and swanky places to shop and eat, the Cove hipsters will drive up the prices of real estate. Since Britain has a open door immigration policy, the orcs can re-settle in the backwater behind LB's palace.

    Signed,

    Paddy O'Brien, Mayor of Cove


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    Vincent Blackshadow Well-Known Member

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    Too bad I missed this.

    Where were you Xor? A king that does not defend his subjects is no king at all.
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