HEY! Double down on this double deal! You don't even need batteries! Up for sale is not one, but TWO crossbows so amazing that they will cause balrons and deamons to grab a partner and dosey doe in an amusing (yet failed) attempt to get you to spare their lives! WARNING: DO NOT FALL FOR THE DOSEY DOE TACTIC: LAUGH AND SHOOT. BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED. As a random act of kindness, I will throw in a pack of rechargable batteries(Charger not included. Dont be greedy!). This is a package deal! Starting bid: 20k Minimum Increase: 5k Auction ends 18 hours after last bid.
