Epic Dragon for sale (Except he's stupid)

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    Be the destroyer of spawn!! The envy of your friends!! Or just a guy with too much gold!! Doesn't matter to me!

    AlmostPerf is for sale!! While not yet trained up, I am seeing the general interest in this big boy.

    1 hit point off max (824/825)
    Max dex (105/105)
    Max strength (825/825)

    He sure is stupid, but no one cares about that anyways!!

    Bidding will start at 200k
    Buyout of 2 Million!
    (Sorry, I hate buyouts so it's outrageous)

    Typical 48/24 hour bidding.
    Plat @ 10k each

    Don't miss out on the epic dragon to be!

    AND HE'S RED!!!
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    He doesn't. But when he speaks.... It's like English to a Mexican. All respect is lost. Battering ram is all he is good for!!
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    Dear Mr.Loxness
    Based on the following statement & some alternative facts... I'm gonna have to make a "yuge" huge announcement. I require to see proof of his citizenship. If it cannot be provided, I will have to personally quarantine him in my stable where he will build walls & stuff till he is officially sent back to his place of origin. Thank you!

    Trump... I mean bump*!
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    He is absolutely Sosarian (American). I swear it. I personally think he bears an uncanny resemblance to the late great George Washington. If you look closely you can see it!!

    @Althorn
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    Googles- Mexican dragon lmaooo
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    Lol k I'm done all jokes aside...nice dragon, congrats to who wins!
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    So this is going for more than I expected lol. Thanks in advance and good luck to the participants!!
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