Franz Pfniffel and the Infiltration of AoD

Recent events! Get ready for a long story!

Holy sh...

Wow. Just wow.

I barely had the patience to crop this avatar picture (valid UOLore reference from wtfman.com of course). These comics must take forever to stitch together! Thanks for sharing!

Giving wisdom a bad name...

I KNO W^T UR FUCKED BUDDY

it slays me that the A^T faction guild is used for name-dropping threats

I've just got a hotkey for threatening people with A^T now.
It says:
Yell: BACK OFF!!!
Emote: *Knows Blaise*
Yell: A^T WILL GRIEF U FOR ME!!
So far it's working perfectly for me.

A very small part of me wants to feel remorse for enjoying this tale... but it is a very very small part which is easily muted by shock about how easily this was perpetrated!

All of Franz's stories could easily be converted into PSA's of the absolute minimums for how not to walk directly into a con.

Army of Darkness, if you do rise again please screen guild candidates better. Also please don't put the sum total of your guild's wealth open to brand new guildmembers. Oh and in case you're going to say "we should be able to trust everyone" please remember these wise words of knowledge: Trust but verify

I don't remember imparting words of knowledge, must be the drugs...

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst!

A great tale Franz!

I actually cant believe you pulled that off !! Your a sneaky sneaky man indeed.

"I know people in W^T" is the new "What is done is done".

Quite the tale - threatening "A^T" members with wrath from W^T. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that they don't know the people in W^T very well.

Also, that is a sick action shot of that demon there.

It's OK, we still all remember who originally gave it a bad name!

Love the stories, can't believe people trust people like that in this game. Live and learn, had stuff like this happen to me when i was a kid playing OSI lol. I'd love to do stuff like this, I just feel to bad afterwards. Even though it's a game i still get those RL feelings of remorse lol.

Oh and as much as I love your stories, quit following me around town every time you see me. You'll never get anything off of me, you're wasting your time .

"You're wasting your time", Azaazel, so do they all say.

Just for the record, they do know people in W^T.

AoD seems like a group of nice people. They just brought like 15-20 people to the server.
Lovely to see people trying to run off new players.... good job Franz, lets keep that population down!!!

Stealing regs from newbies ruining an entire day of macroing for them and trolling cemeteries on a blue pk dexer, though, that's not going to deter new players at all right?

Alright i think everyone is missing the main point here...

At the beginning of the comic theres a guy named Prolife and a guy dressed in black comes in and says sup nerd...
well yeah...nothing draws suspicion... but i have uncovered it is also the evil chess mage ILLIFUS! The sworn enemy of Jupiter of the grey order.
I know he has been searching for that cowardly old mage everywhere , even trying to set up ambushes in the yew cemetary road where Jupiter likes to travel...

I think the looting of some self-claimed ponylike darkness guild is uncomparable to the darkness that the evil mage will bring forth...

You should have given my points in chess earlier Jupiter!Now your guild will pay!Everyone you know will die and will have to run around spitting some random nonsense in the form of O's while searching for a healer in dark woods...

P.S : I peed on the bushes next to your village castle...

I guess I wasted my time givng their stuff back after I looted them.

Mr Mantits, this observation of yours is most correct, it was this Illifus you speak of.

Stranger, hah! So was this the people you house looted but later felt pity for and gave the things back? I believe some sort of divine justice hath occured, O, indeed!