A team of criminal masterminds broke into the Hasselhoff compound last night. Witnesses said they saw four elderly women prowling near the premises before the break-in. Authorities in Yew are stumped, but Mr. Hasselhoff believes he knows exactly who the culprits are. They stole his TV ratings in the 80's and now they're back - and this time they've upgraded to full-blown grand larceny. David Hasselhoff wants you to track down and slay these villains. What we know so far: Over 1.5M+ in goods were stolen. David Hasselhoff does not want the stolen goods back, he just wants the Golden Girls dead as doornails. Any recovered goods are yours to keep. The Golden Girls are too old and frail to give murder counts. The Golden Girls are known to proudly display the guild tag [G*G]. Some of the Golden Girls are known to be excellent hiders. The Tracking and Detect Hidden skills will be extremely useful in locating these villains. Clues to the Golden Girls' whereabouts will be posted in this thread as soon as they are available. Additional clues will be posted throughout the investigation until the criminals are brought to justice. We are not sure how he is privy to this information, but Mr. Hasselhoff believes that there will be 20 opportunities in total to murder the Golden Girls. Clues will likely start turning up late February 28th. David Hasselhoff has offered up additional rewards to whoever slays the most Golden Girls: 1st Place: 2nd Place: 3rd Place: Kills are counted on a per character basis. i.e., 3 kills by your character 'Robert' and 2 kills by your character 'Steve' does not equal 5 kills for you. Even if I wanted to, I don't think I could 100% verify that both characters belong to you. Help yourself and me out and just use one character! The Hoff will be using the UOR website's death history for the official murder count. In the event of a tie, the tie will be resolved by dice. [Thanks to Wulver for this event's inspiration. See? It's not blatant plagiarism if you cite the original source as an inspiration.] LEADERBOARD 1) Mesdoram Elmdor - [7 kills] 2) Siuan Sanche - [5 kills] 3) El Capitan - [4 kills] 4) Ezzenglade - [1 kill] 4) Sea Hag - [1 kill] 4) Cobrinha - [1 kill] 4) Blackeye - [1 kill] 4) Gideon Jura - [1 kill] LOOT RECOVEREDRound 1: Blue AMIB, surfer trophy Round 2: 5000 iron ingots, surfer trophy Round 3: Small ship deed, Large ship deed, 10k bank check, surfer trophy Round 4: 15000 boards, surfer trophy Round 5: Deed to a small house, surfer trophy Round 6: 10 Holiday Coins, surfer trophy Round 7: 8 Platinum Coins, surfer trophyRound 8: A couple of AMIB metal chests, surfer trophy Round 9: Four metal MIB chests, surfer trophy Round 10: A grave, surfer trophy Round 11: 10 Holiday Coins, surfer trophy Round 12: Holiday Wreath Deed, surfer trophy Round 13: 8 Platinum Coins, surfer trophy Round 14: Red AMIB, surfer trophy Round 15: String of Seashells, surfer trophy Round 16: Whispering Rose, surfer trophy Round 17: A couple of AMIB metal chests, surfer trophy Round 18: 1500 oak boards, surfer trophy Round 19: Deed to a small house, surfer trophy Round 20: 10 Holiday Coins, surfer trophy
You will never find them! I offered them several of my top secret hideouts cause they are really funny (especially when totally stoned).
Damn right! There ain't no party like a Golden Girls party. Somebody needs to make a Taco Bell run, though...
Round 1 Target: Betty White You can monitor her vital status here: http://www.uorenaissance.com/player/77384 Reports indicate she is hiding out among those of ill repute.
Betty White has been brought to Justice by Mesdoram Elmdor! Betty White Total Survival Time: 1 hour, 37 minutes Location: S corner of Bald Island
In case anyone was curious how the Baracoon ended up on Bald Island: http://uorforum.com/threads/the-kidnapping-of-barracoon.7118/
Round 2 Target: Estelle Getty You can monitor her vital status here: http://www.uorenaissance.com/player/461167 One can apparently mine from where Estelle is standing.
Estelle Getty has been brought to Justice by Mesdoram Elmdor! Estelle Getty's Total Survival Time: 3 minutes (lol) Location: NW of Covetous in the mountains
Round 3 Target: Bea Arthur You can monitor her vital status here: http://www.uorenaissance.com/player/77328 Early reports suggest you're going to need a boat.
man i was trying to find Bea and i was even looking in the right area but i kept getting called to stupid fights and then it looks like musician got her ;<
Ezzenglade (Musician) did indeed find her: Bea Arthur's Total Survival Time: 2 hours, 2 minutes Location: E of the T2A serpent pillar, hangin' out in a boat
So the last two bouts of bringing the ole gals to justice was accomplished with only a single clue? Neither of which was very specific?
Yep. I was expecting to wake up and give another clue, heh. Their skill profiles are already public, but just to add it here, the girls have different levels of hiding: Bea - No hiding. She can be tracked from several screens away. She will not be hidden. (May be holding an axe and running a slow bandage macro to defend herself from lesser spawn, however...) Estelle - 50 hiding. She can be tracked from a few screens away and will be hidden. Betty - 70 hiding. She can be tracked from a couple screens away and will be hidden. Rue - Near GM hiding and 50 some stealth. She will be the hardest to track - about a screen away. She will be hidden.
Round 4 Target: Bea Arthur (risen from the dead!) You can monitor her vital status here: http://www.uorenaissance.com/player/77328 Sources suggest she's in a guarded region.
